cozmiccharly1 Reviews

Free Money (1998)

Terrible

[2/10 · 22 August 2005]

I watched Free Money last night & it was the longest 90+ minutes of my life. With such an intriguing cast, I really thought that I was in for a treat - especially since I'm a Brando fan. WRONG! What a waste of talent. It's almost embarrassing to watch at times (like the cattle prod scene), & there were so many missed opportunities for humorous setups (why didn't they show Charlie Sheen's character going back to tow Brando's truck?) Ugh. It tries to be a slapstick comedy, but I just wasn't buying into it. Skip this one. Only for die-hard Brando fans.

I'm giving it 2 out of 10 because I still think the worse movie ever made was Skidoo.

C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)

Good fun for kids

[6/10 · 28 April 2005]

C.H.O.M.P.S. isn't the greatest kid-geared film made, but it is a lot of fun to watch. It's especially fun if you're a dog lover. The idea of a robotic home-security dog that follows number-based commands may have been a bit far-fetched in 1979, but it could be an actuality in the near future. Aside from one serious curse word ("s***", which is why it's rated PG) spoken in the mind of a neighboring dog, C.H.O.M.P.S. is harmless, less violent, & more imaginative than most "children" films nowadays. Yes, it is dopey, but what the heck - it's a cute film for kids & doesn't try to be anything else. Simple, innocent entertainment. The dog is cuddly, the acting is mediocre (several then TV stars are in it - Jim Backus, Conrad Bains, the guy from Land of the Lost, Valerie Bertinelli, Red Buttons, etc.), but it's an enjoyable film if your expectations aren't too high. Give it a chance.

Mad Love (1995)

Could have been much better, but I still love Drew!

[5/10 · 28 January 2003]

I was initially drawn to this movie for two reasons - Drew Barrymore & seeing her play a kind, but mentally disturbed woman. The story was disappointing and the editing was choppy & lousy. I thought that Drew gave a very heartfelt performance, but it wasn't enough to carry the movie. The movie had little impact on me, & I would only recommend to die-hard Drew fans.