Everything about this movie feels like it was created by some horrible derivative algorithm. The bland wallpapered music, the dumb casting (Marky Mark calling Tom Holland "Kid" throughout just felt ridiculous. Also was the dialogue meant for an older British guy? It was so weird), the horrid dialogue, ridiculous plot, and lazy direction. Most of all, the writing was absurd. Everything feels made up on the spot and there is zero fun of discovery. Don't get me started about the big third-act set piece. It's one of the most absurd action sequences put to film.
I can set aside a little disbelief for a fun adventure film, but "Uncharted" throws all believability out the window. Seriously, the less you know about physics a or well, just about anything the better. A truly stupid movie.
I can set aside a little disbelief for a fun adventure film, but "Uncharted" throws all believability out the window. Seriously, the less you know about physics a or well, just about anything the better. A truly stupid movie.
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