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Blood Lake (1987)
A total waste of time
Well, well, well. This has to be the snotty Kleenex stuck on the bottom of the trash can that is the shot-on-video era, or, as some call it, including myself, shot-on-shitio. The acting is pathetic. I think these people must be reading cards behind the camera. It's not scary, it's just boring. For what is supposed to be a slasher flick, the kill count is way too low. The characters are annoying and you want them to die, but most of them don't. The killer is like a fat Elmer Fudd. And you want to know what his motivation is, no one could ever guess it. The movie takes place at one of the character's family cottage. Supposedly, they bought the land from the killer, but never paid him. Yep, that's why he's killing people, and guess what, he doesn't even kill the people responsible. And why is the lake dried up at the end.
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
Return of the Boogeyman (1994)
I can't believe
I can't believe this film was allowed to be made. These people should be drug out and beat with blunt objects. They should be tortured. This film is an abomination.It's nothing but footage from the first film. Whatever is original is freaky and makes no sense whatsoever. It's like some sort of drug hallucination.Like, what's with the laying on a mirror naked therapy. Also, whatever moron patched together this turd didn't even bother to watch the first film, because they kept calling Suzanna Love's character Natalie, when it's Lacey. I felt like shouting that at the screen, "IT'S LACEY, IT'S LACEY!!!!". I give it a -50 out of 10. MY GOD!!!!