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Johnny English Reborn (2011)
A Fairly Disappointing Sequel
Well I went to see this film purely based on the fact that I loved the first film. So straight away I was slightly annoyed that Johnny is the only original character in this film, that doesn't mean that the new characters aren't good but I personally would've liked to have seen some familiar faces.
The story itself was average, it was interesting but kind of forgettable at the same time, equally it wasn't particularly funny, there were a few laughs to be had but overall it was, you guessed it, average. I guess that's this films biggest flaw is that it's too forgettable, it wasn't amazing but it wasn't terrible, and some times that can be worse than either.
In summary; would I pay to watch this film again? no. Will I be buying the DVD? no. Will I be watching it when it inevitably gets shown on TV? maybe if nothing else is on.
My advice is to watch it for yourself, but to find a way to watch it for free.
Kazaam (1996)
If you see this film..... You're as stupid as me
So I'm aware that this film was released a fair while ago, but I've only just seen it; and not out of free will. I can some up this film in 1 word.... Shaq, the only "actor" who is more robotic than the Terminator. And really thats all that needs to be said, it's a stupid stupid movie that barely makes any sense, it's so uninteresting that I could feel myself getting stupider as I watched. If you see a copy of this film DESTROY IT, and then maybe one day the world will be ridden of this raping of cinema known as Kazaam
1/10 (and the only reason it scored that high is that i'm not allowed to give it a zero)