"Chopping Mall" belongs to an exclusive league of movies that are so bad they are good. Just like most 80's slasher/splatter/whatever flicks, this one is just pure fun and pure cheese. Another predictable yet enjoyable slice of corny 80's horror where you know who's going to die, what order they are going to die in and how the movie ends. The plot revolves around four couples who hide out in the Park Plaza Mall until closing to have a big party where (oddly enough) they all choose to have sex in the same room (?). All is fine and well, until the mall security catches onto their little party. No, my friends, we don't have the typical rent-a-cop doing the rounds, instead, three deadly machines, meant to protect us, reprogrammed by lightning (aren't they all) chase after our hapless teens at 7 miles per hour for about 70 minutes. There's one particularly gripping head explosion, but other than that, the effects are cheesy and the movie is sorely dated. But that's all part of what makes it endearing. When I bought the DVD I knew exactly what to expect, and when I finally remembered who Jim Wynorski, the director, was, it all made sense to me. This is the man who brought you "The Bare Wench" trilogy.
7/10
7/10
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