Jario_362 Reviews

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

I sure enjoy me some Beavis and Butthead, I tell you what!

[10/10 · 18 February 2023]

Everyone's favourite human hyenas embark on a quest of a lifetime in this film. It's amazing just how easily they manage to evade the Feds' detection... with sheer dumb luck.

A slightly disappointing thing about the film is that Burger World doesn't make a single appearance, nor does the Manager. If they could have squeezed in a scene or two of the Manager berating the iconic duo for slacking off for over a month, or something, I probably would have been hysterical. However, I don't think it's fair to dock any stars from the rating for the lack of Burger World.

Agent Flemming is quite the golden character. From "schooling" an Agent in his unit about how a Fed should end his sentences to the infamous cavity searches, he doesn't disappoint with the way he can bring laughter through being serious.

Without going into too much detail, I just can't get over how much trouble Tom Anderson goes through in the film. If Flemming doesn't make you laugh, Anderson most certainly will do the job. Yep. That fella just can't catch a break, I tell you hhhhhwhat.

I plan on watching the film again, since it is so good. If someone offered me any sum of money to never watch the film again, I would decline every monetary offer, since I just know I would never be able to honour the terms of the payment. I am a fan of Beavis and Butthead, and I will enjoy the film. Speaking of which, I am going to pull it up from my Apple TV Library, so I can watch the film.

The People We Hate at the Wedding (2022)

A decent film

[5/10 · 27 November 2022]

I think this is a film that explores realistic family dynamics. However, I have my reasons why I don't rate it any higher.

First off, the gay couple plot is over the top. Like, I am not homosexual, or homoromantic, and I think it's a good thing that they include a gay couple in the plot. The problem is, they made it very uncomfortable. For starters, Paul is forced into a threesome by his partner. I think it's quite sad that he was unable to address his concerns. The extra partner is a rich dude, and, yay, I have to hear some abuse from him towards Paul. Like, yikes, the writers do any favours for the gay image. The gays are basically portrayed as out of control, and (occasionally) dangerous. To me, that's not cool. However, I think the film felt a lot more comfortable when Paul was dumped. He was basically being set free from a toxic relationship. Really, take it from someone who got out of a toxic relationship (and I am straight). To me, the moment that they got Paul to "play the part of a human table", that showed me that they only saw Paul as a living sex object, and nothing else. So, yeah. Whenever I saw that there was going to be a gay guy scene, I was prayed for it to be quick. Like, this is a film about people that are HATED at weddings. Hmmmm. Yeah. Let it sink in. A last note on the gay plot, I think it's a shame that they took a sensitive topic like gay men, and flat out poured on the stereotypes. Again, it doesn't give them the best impression. That's my two cents on THAT front.

Secondly, I am baffled by the sheer amount of alcohol consumption. Like, you KNOW someone will screw up during a scene where the whole family is together, because they don't know how to limit their alcohol intake. In one scene, we can see that one character is pouring so much wine, it overflows out of the glass. I don't understand why people have to pour alcohol into their bodies, and, yes, I am the polar opposite of an alcoholic that drinks 24/7/365. Like, if you want a designated driver, I am DEFINITELY trustworthy. Just ask anyone who knows me. They will ALL confirm that I don't drink alcohol, ever. In any case, I think I could have gone without the constant drunkenness and vomiting. Someone drinks a lot of booze. Oh, look! They are destined to vomit. Oh, yeah! They puke. Ugh.

Thirdly, I really don't get how cheating on your significant other is such a common thing. Like, don't get me wrong. I think it's good that film makers show what happens when someone is not loyal to their partner. But, I don't think it's a good thing that there's a CEO/boss who is cheating on his wife, and he basically gets not much more than a slap on the wrist. Like, they say "He got divorced", and basically JUST that. Someone who is rich, and he cheats on his wife, and all he gets as comeuppance is a divorce. So, we don't hear if his ex wife is suing him for emotional damages. Nothing. Again, just divorce. ...... Uh. Hm. Yeah. I think that is TOO easy for real life. A self respecting person would have dealt with the situation through the proper channels (civil court, divorce lawyers, etc). Call me dumb for saying this, but, I REALLY don't think it's a good idea to steal your cheating spouse's phone, and basically stalk the person that they are cheating on you with, just so you can punch out the other person. Like, what is odd about that is, the CEO's mistress is the one who gets punched... and gets arrested. I'm sorry, but, what? How do you get arrested for GETTING ASSAULTED? It's about as logical as getting robbed, and the cops arrest you. Yeah. Uh. Odd. All in all, this is one of my biggest concerns about my next relationship. Like, will I be in the dark about my next girlfriend already being in a relationship, and just using me for certain things? Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I stand by what I said. I think it's a good thing that we see cheating in relationships in films. However, it DOES have an ugly side to the exposure to this topic. The ugly thing is, it makes me feel like I have to really watch myself in the event that I end up in that sort of relationship (being the "side dish"). Yeah. I really don't want to EVER experience that. The same can be said for starting to drink alcohol, and smoke,, and all of those other things.

Fourth concern is, why put pot in gummies? I heard about putting ALCOHOL in those sweet, innocent gummy bears. But, pot? It's bad enough that that stuff has been legalized in my country, and that they are starting up so MANY dang pot shops. But, now, that pot crud is in movies, being put in gummy bears. Little kids LOVE candies, and gummies. Now, I am not a parent. But, I will be an uncle in a few months. And, if I have to worry about pot gummies making their way to little kids, imagine how much this sort of thing will be a concern for any decent parents? Yeah. Uh...... I just hope that the aforementioned vices don't get started with the nephew or niece who is on the way. Seriously, marijuana or cannabis, or whatever you want to call that crud, needless to say, it's not a topic that that I take lightly.

Now, the last thing I want to say is, in the beginning of the film, the mom acts like a Karen at the Santa photo shoot. You get your pictures you pay for, you move along, and so on. Yet, the mom basically acted like a total Karen, in the sense that she was basically saying "I am paying for this experience, I will do this for as long as it takes. Let everyone else wait." Like, how did she know that nobody was on a time crunch? When she was saying "Let's do our Easter pictures," I thought that she was on something. Like, if you want to have that sort of experience, that's fine, as long as you are hiring a photographer for a private event. That way, you aren't causing an inconvenience for anyone. However, at the end of the film, the "Karen mom" actually DOES exactly what I suggested (the private photo shoot). That's how she makes amends for the Santa photo shoot scene. I just wish that the rest of the problems that I mentioned would have been accounted for, but, I realize that it's not always a possibility, and I am at peace with that. It's just a shame that they couldn't have toned down some of the negatives. But, that's probably the whole point of the movie. But, again, it doesn't mean that the negatives are justified.

I recommend this film for anyone who wants to open up someone's eyes to seriously concerning things (toxicity in relationships, infidelity in relationships, substance abuse, etc), as long as the experience is educational. Other than that, I don't think this film has much to offer in the entertainment department.

Pokémon Origins: Charizard (2013) Season 1, Episode 4

Reina must have been very worried for her friend!

[10/10 · 1 February 2022]

Red makes it to the top of the Pokémon League, becomes the Champion, and finishes his quest to complete the Pokédex! What the accomplishment. It's not a simple thing to do, I must say.

As Red prepares to celebrate his accomplishment, he finds out that his rival got defeated by a very powerful Pokémon. Long story short, Red heads out to capture the mysterious Pokémon.

Now, Reina appears in two scenes. In the first, she is seen holding Cubone in her arms, talking to her boss about the rumours that surround Cerulean Cave. She is calm during the chat, and she seems more than fine. In her next scene, she is alarmed with the news about Red heading off to Cerulean Cave. It's one thing to be concerned about a friend. But, the way Reina behaved? I think there's more than meets the eye, because when her boss calms her down, we see a little smile on her face. That's quite the change of emotion in such a small timespan.

I wouldn't be surprised if Reina tagged along with Red, once she got old enough to travel with him.

All in all, I suggest considering what I am saying in regards to the relationship between Red and Reina, with the above points.

If only they could have made the series longer, so we could see Red finally catch Mew. That's my only complaint with Pokémon Origins. It's far too fast.

Pokémon Origins: Cubone (2013) Season 1, Episode 2

One of my favourite episodes of Pokémon Origins!

[10/10 · 1 February 2022]

Red made it to Lavender Town, only to have to deal with a difficult situation. I have to admit, I find it odd that the receptionist at the Pokémon Centre told Red to visit the Pokémon House. However, I think that Red managed to meet a girl who might be perfect for him, and I find it interesting that the girl, who goes by the name of Reina, has a very minimal role in the games. Just a couple of different dialog boxes in the games. Here, she has a much bigger role in Red's quest. She tells him about Cubone's situation, and she even tells her boss about Red's project. Now, note how Red tells Reina about the project, and yet, he tells the other townsfolk "I am on a journey.". Yeah. I think that Red somehow felt more comfortable telling Reina about the project. Sure, he confirmed that he is working on the Pokédex to Mr. Fuji. But, Reina is the only one that Red has told about the Pokédex.

In regards to the situation at Lavender Town, for some reason, Team Rocket is taking over the Pokémon Tower, which is the graveyard of Pokémon. People are talking about the ghost who haunts the Tower, and are afraid of getting chased. Now, they have to deal with Team Rocket. Now, I have to say that Red and Reina both act like the adults in the sense that they want to get rid of Team Rocket, while the adults are behaving like scared little children. It's quite an interesting irony, to say the least.

Red volunteers to handle the situation, and runs into his rival, who woke up the ghost of the Tower. Now, let's be fair. Red only wanted to get past the ghost, and he couldn't identify the ghost properly. However, Blue took it upon himself to deal with a Team Rocket Grunt, while Red kept the ghost occupied. Blue tosses Red the Silph Scope, which identifies the ghost. Seeing the ghost of Marowak reunite with Cubone, Red returns Charmeleon to its Poké Ball, and watches the moment with Reina.

Now, Red has to handle a Team Rocket Grunt, who uses Koffee - I mean, Koffing. Thanks, regular anime! Red's Jolteon has a difficult time handling Koffing on its own. However, I think that Reina secretly got Cubone to help out, by blowing the smoke from the Smog attack with the bone it carries. Team Rocket retreats, and Reina shows her boss that she and Cubone are able to be friends.

Back at the Pokémon House, this is where Mr. Fuji and Red talk about the Pokédex. Apparently, Red's friendship with Reina is going to pay off, since he receives some nice gifts from Mr. Fuji. And, I find that the send off is a heartwarming one, with Reina chipping in with "And come back again, ok?". I seriously think she enjoys Red's company. In all honesty, I don't think that it would stay at the friendship level with those two. They are very similar to each other, and I think that is an important factor in any potential romance.

I have to admit, the ghost is occasionally frightening to hear, especially when IT'S ALWAYS SHOUTING EVERY WORD IT IS SAYING! ...Until probably identified as Marowak. Then, the restless spirit is able to speak without the yelling. Just keep this in mind, if you are going to introduce your children to Pokémon Origins. I suggest watching the Pokémon Tower scenes when your children are not around, so you can assess if they are likely to be frightened out of their wits. If they are willing to try to conquer their fear of ghosts, perhaps try hinting that the ghost is not being bad, and the ghost only wants keep people away from Team Rocket. Just try not to make it obvious. Try to make it so that they can say "Aw, man! If someone is chasing people away from a certain area, there must be a good reason!", or something to that effect. These are just my suggestions, however. Just saying... try imagining being around 10 years old, and you see a ghost that chases people out of the Pokémon Tower... while yelling "Get out! Leave this place!". Yeah.

All in all, however, I find that the end result of this episode is heartwarming, since Cubone is finally open to being with people. I find that the moral of the episode applies to Cubone: Yes, bad and tragic things can happen to you. Yet, on the same token, you should be able to trust that there are good people who want to do what they can to help you. If you are someone who is uncomfortable about ghosts, and you want to try to conquer your fear, I suggest you reach out to someone who you trust, so they can help you get through the episode.

Overall, it's very well written. My only complaint is that the series as a whole is WAY TOO FAST! Red fast forwarded time from when we left off from Pewter City to Lavender Town. That's quite the time skip, and I suggest to anyone who is interested in making an animated adaptation of a story to learn from that. Otherwise, the series is very well done, and I strongly recommend watching it.

Pokémon Origins (2013)

I enjoyed the series. I just wish they would have made it a more decent length.

[10/10 · 30 January 2022]

I have to say, this is a Pokémon anime that I never get bored of watching.

I occasionally watch shows to observe the relationships between characters.

For instance, Red meets a girl named Reina at Lavender Town, and it turns out that she is a volunteer for the Pokémon House. Long story short, when the townspeople send off Red, Mr. Fuji (the Founder of the Pokémon House), tells Red to come see him if he runs into any trouble. Right after that, Reina says "And come back again, ok?". What does that tell me? She enjoys being around Red.

In the fourth episode, Reina appears in a couple scenes. In the first scene, she tells Mr. Fuji about the rumours that surround a Cerulean Cave. Despite the nature of the conversation, Reina is very calm. In her next (and final scene), she is alarmed that Red is heading to the same cave. She asks Mr. Fuji if Red is going to be all right. She doesn't ask about Red's Pokémon. Just Red. That's something that speaks volumes. However, Mr. Fuji is able to calm down the young volunteer enough for her to show us a little smile on her face.

Now, I find it is very realistic in terms of the visual quality. The ONLY moment I found to be cartoonish was when Red and Blue started their Pokémon Battle at Route 1. One second, they are standing so close to each other, they could knock each other out, and the next second, they slide 10-15 feet backwards in a single slide. Again, that's the ONLY cartoonish moment. The rest is fairly realistic.

If you played Red and Blue versions, this anime is going to be a nice break from the regular anime.

And, yes. Koffee- I mean, Koffing, makes an appearance. Thanks, regular anime! I can't think of Koffing without thinking about coffee!

Dr. Phil (2002–2023)

Truly irritating to watch. I give it a "Generous" 0 STARS!

[21 June 2021]

Here's how I see the show. Talk about the problem. Ok, THAT is good. But, once the issues are addressed, WHY CONSTANTLY CIRCLE around them?

Just keep an eye out for this pattern. There's NO significant progress, RIGHT UNTIL the next Ad Break.

"We'll continue... after the break."

Me: "REALLY? No!" Just switch channels, when the show comes on. No need to thank me. You're welcome for the eye opener.

The Social (2013– )

I go for the remote

[1/10 · 11 June 2021]

Seriously, I am really annoyed with this show.

One of the "hosts" should probably start lubricating her throat, since her voice is so cracky.

I can't get the "sandals" segment out of my head. This was aired this year, and I was just like "Ugh! There are more words in the dictionary." Seriously, consider yourself lucky, if you have missed it, because it was just... not good. Seriously, all you could hear was "Sandals this, sandals that. Sandals, sandals, sandals, sandals ..." Uuuuuuhhhhhh. Yeah. Not really... Professional.

Don't get me started on the theme song. It is truly irritating. Sounds like a woman is singing into some sort of orgasm. When I hear that, I go in the mode to switch over to the REAL News, instead of listening to someone who is gabbing about sandals. Ugh.

Pirate's Passage (2015 TV Movie)

Awesome film!

[10/10 · 7 November 2017]

As soon as I laid my eyes on the movie that was playing on TV, the way the characters looked like was very appealing. I was also quite impressed by how different the film was, compared to other films, in general. I'm quite pleased to have seen it from start to finish. During the film's events, the owner of an Inn, and her son, are BOTH facing a difficult situation in their respective lives: Kerstin Hawkins is facing the stresses of a foreclosure on the mortgage on her Inn, while her son, Jim, has difficulty with a bully of his own, Todd Moehner.

However, the arrival of Captain Charles Johnson, a pirate who wants to help Kerstin and Jim basically changes everyone's lives.

The film's soundtrack is quite pleasant to hear, though, it can trigger someone to cry, if they go too deep into it.

My hope is that they're working on a sequel to this film, as I've established earlier, this film easily stands out from films produced from this day and age, where Special Effects tell the story more than the characters. I'm very happy that while they did use Special Effects, that they did so only when necessary. If I were to give my two cents for aspiring filmmakers, it would be to follow this film's example. When I watch a film, I watch it for the story that is intended, NOT for just remembering brief moments, where the characters portrayed are basically pushed aside by Special Effects - something this film beautifully avoids. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just start watching it on Netflix for even a few minutes, if you have a subscription.

In my opinion, while I agree that the characters might slip a few profanities, that, too, is quite rare. You can tell it's not very frequent. The actors make their respective characters sound quite real and authentic. For example, one character falls in some really cold water, and his reaction in the film sounds basically like how someone would sound if they actually fell in cold water. I mean, if you were to fall into icy cold water, you'd probably let a few profanities slip, rather than watching what you say. Additionally, during the scene where the woman calls the man a "s-o-b", that's basically the only time a profanity has been used to address someone directly, and a well-deserved profanity. Again, it's one of those times when a profanity would be warranted - as we don't hold back when dealing with people who oppose us. I'm not saying cursing is the best habit to pick up. However, due to the minimal amount of it, I can imagine myself showing any kid I would bring into the world, and saying "Ok. See how they said a bad word, just now? The reason why is this and this, which is what makes it OK.". If the profanities were at the same magnitude as Sausage Party, for instance, then, I'd have doubts about the film's quality. However, it's not that frequent.

One last point that I'd like to make is that this film takes place in Canada, and I'm quite fond of my country. I found it quite nice to learn some facts about my nation. To my knowledge, there aren't all that many films that take place in Canada, and who also provide some factual information about this great nation.

All in all, this is a memorable film that I will recommend that I watch with my sister, when she comes to visit.