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Obliterated (2023)
Not bad for Netflix, but...
I mean, it was fun action show, nice kills, scenes, but I guess we could've reduced to sex and nudity by some 50% easily. And the amount of lame jokes? That's just crazy. I mean, trunk not eating for 9 episodes and whining about it, haggerty being lame af, the Paul constantly talking with the gremlin, damn, it got old so fast. Easily might have done it with 6 episodes at most, reducing the unnecessary amount to minimum. Yeah, well, considering it's Netflix, it's high above most of the ones they make, but overall I think they shouldn't try to mix the fun and action so badly. While I'm writing this, we are in another sex scene. Damn, nice I'm not watching it with anyone else, that'd be crazy awkward.
Old (2021)
idea is fine, but damn, what a bore
If 30 minutes here equal a year, damn, i'm 4 years older, but definitely dumber after watching this. I mean, not that I had high hops, Shyamalan hasn't been amidst the best at any point, perhaps a once in a while making a good one, but cut this one down to 1h20, make it intense, show some horror. The girl falling down ends with nothing, what is this, a horror movie for 13year olds? I started just skipping minute by minute, to find anything enticing, anything at all. Like, some of the characters had absolutely nothing to give here. I can't believe I finished it, to be fair, and this is what i chose to procrastinate with? Felt like a chore so badly, i started washing dishes with it in background.