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Madame Web (2024)
HAHAHAHA
Madame Web is a tedious experience. The acting is sooo bad and weird, making the entire film unintentionally hilarious. Unfortunately, what should probably be serious falls FLAT due to its overall very poor execution, leaving everyone more likely to laugh at its flaws than engage with the intended narrative. Which is absolutely meaningless and souless garbage.
Here's some more for the ridiculous character limit. The plot lacks depth, and the pacing feels sluggish. Characters fail to evoke empathy, making it hard to invest in their journey. Madame Web fails to deliver a compelling cinematic experience, leaving viewers with a forgettable and unengaging film.
Making a Murderer (2015)
Steven Avery and Brenden Dassy are GUILTY
"Making a Murderer" presents itself as a revelatory exposé, but it's marred by gross misrepresentations and manipulations. The creators unashamedly lied about key pieces of evidence and selectively omitted significant details, creating a deceptive narrative. Their handling of blood evidence and their cunning edits of testimonies to twist witness statements is especially alarming. The documentary's intention to unfairly cast doubt on the investigators is clear. It's disheartening to witness such blatant propaganda. At the end of the day, the fact remains: Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach. Marxism is cancer.
M3GAN (2022)
Feminism is cancer
More feminist garbage. Which means it has the mental capacity and talent of a 12 year.old girl. Which means that every single plot point is extremely obvious. You won't have to guess what is going on, because the characters will just tell you... like a twelve year old girl would tell you at that. Most of the time I was laughing until I couldn't take it anymore and I turned it off and watched literally anything else. Ladies. Get married and have kids before it's too late. Feminism is a lie. You will not be a happy single lady making robots. You will be sad and fat and wear too much make up. Here are some more words.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Absolute joke. Same ol same ol.
More feminist dribble. Mario and Luigi are both wimpy, clumsy, dummies. And the princess is a "strong and powerful" Mary sue. She absolutely never needs any help doing anything. Her attitude is annoying. There is no hinted love interest like the games. Ya know the ones where Mario is the strong smart and powerful one.
This is basically the exact same story behind every single modern movie. The Boring, Creative void that is Hollywood has gotten to Nintendo in Japan. I wonder what the threat was?
At least we all know the reality. Behind the scenes, we are based and men are still men. Your horrible propaganda won't change us. GOD never loses. Clowns.
Knock at the Cabin (2023)
The Happening was better than this. Really.
They give you no reason to care about any of the characters. Stop "ending the world" in movies. It's one of the worst plots because there is no one to grasp onto. Writers have gotten so tied up in spreading their bs (very boring yet hilarious) agenda and checking boxes. Entertainment is dead. M Night making something worse than the happening?
All the characters are basically the bad guys... or something? It makes no sense at all. It's one scene that lasts for 90 minutes. The same dialogue. Terrible acting. Unbelievable "family". I literally laughed out loud at how bad some of the scenes were. Horrible.
DC League of Super-Pets (2022)
It's not the worst thing I've ever seen.
The rock sounds like he came in on his lunch break to do his lines. Probably one of the worst voice actors I've ever heard. Why is he the MAIN character. So boring. Go back to wrestling.
Who is the fat chic that's somehow a superhero? Lol. Super hero's aren't fat. (Except for PB the pig)
Why did they make Batman fat and dumb? Writers: Sorry your parents got divorced.
Superman doesn't need wonder woman's help to stand up. Haha!!
The animals are great except for the turtle and the rock.
What's with the 600 word limit on these? The movie was "Ok". I don't have 600 words for an "ok" movie. Here's four more words.
Better Call Saul: Fun and Games (2022)
Biring
Turns out Kim is an emotional baby that can't hang with the big boys. Why did they turn her into an unlikable character. They always do. They don't get it.
Paper Girls (2022)
Hilarious
What a boring boring world that's being created in modern entertainment. Trust me, It's exactly what you think it's going to be. The story is exactly what has been done 1000 times the last decade. More of the same boring characters teaching you the same boring lessons. The dialogue is exactly what you think. It's all the same story being told over and over again. I think they just let anyone write a screenplay these days. I think we're all actually "taking turns" or something like that. Hilarious if you're into that type of thing. I got a good laugh.
Everything's Trash (2022)
Imagine thinking this was a good idea
Fake harpy laughing really loud doesn't mean what you said was actually funny.
Literally nothing gets said the entire time. Just word salad unfunny nonsense and then loud laughing to let everyone know "this is funny".
I have to admit. I was laughing. Just for totally different reasons.
The Adam Project (2022)
1/2 the movie makes sense
The other half was a bunch of characters I think we were supposed to care about but the intro to all of them was pretty bad. The end of the movie still feels like the beginning. I still watched it all. I only rolled my eyes a few times. I still don't know what it was about. Oh, and the time travel element which was supposed to be important was lazy. And yes, we noticed the obvious guardians of the galaxy / marvel grabs.
What Is a Woman? (2022)
Can you believe this is real?
These people are sick! How do they even stand being around each other? They're all actors. BAD actors. It's the cringiest thing ever. Their literal ONLY answer is "iT s AlL iN oUr HeAdS" - Keep your kids away from anyone that even comes close to thinking like these freaks.
Better Call Saul (2015)
Bait and switch
As usual what you can expect from todays television/movies. Their personalities totally change in the last season. She's in charge. He's a wimp. Everything is her idea. She's the mastermind. Boring. So boring.
Bosch (2014)
Bait and switch
You know the deal. They get you in the door with a good story, good characters, and then they switch it out with political inserts, sad (but at least hilarious) self inserts, switching out characters with the least amount of writing effort. Bad writing takes over.
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
Fett is a wimp and always has to be saved.
Mando was the same way. Every episode is "ohno he's in trouble oh yay here's a character I've never heard of to save them" These characters don't do anything. You aren't liking a real story, you're liking nostalgia and your suspension of disbelief would have to be off the charts.
There is no substance to any of the characters from this show or Mando, but hey here's some CGI Skywalker.
Too many years of thinking a laugh track will make a bad joke funny will do that to you. Wake up sleepyheads.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Total trash
I feel sorry for the actors and actresses that thought they might have a career after this show or because of it. But instead they had to play these insufferable characters instead. This is boring trash.
Exam (2009)
No thanks
I spoiled this movie on purpose for myself because I knew it was headed into disaster. Skip this one. Boring. Bad dialogue. Plot hole central. "It's the lights" haha. This is when I dropped off. Also men bad. Women good.
The Sopranos: Members Only (2006)
What?
I'm starting to wonder why this show was such a big deal. Introducing new characters out of nowhere. Am I expected to care about them? Some of the laziest writing in this episode. Borderline sitcom style transitions like it's a high school play. I thought 4 and 5 had issues. 6 is off to a terrible start.
The Sopranos: Christopher (2002)
Worst episode of the entire series
Wtf is this crap? Ended up skipping through it. Here's some more text.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Comedy
I didn't know they were going to turn this prequel into a comedy. I laughed all the way through the first 20 minutes of it before I turned it off. Great work.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Better than most modern movies
No social "lessons". Just good old fashioned fun. Thank goodness stuff like this was made before Hollywood imploded.
Rick and Morty: Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort (2021)
Considering what the rest of this season has been...
Any episode that doesn't have Beth or whoever the sister is, is a good one. This season has been rough trying so hard to change entire personalities. Go back to Rick and morty.
The Mandalorian (2019)
Mando is a wimp
Mando gets saved by someone else EVERY episode. Why does anyone think this is good? Worst character ever.
Ted Lasso: Goodbye Earl (2021)
Wtf was that
Made it until they brought that unbelievable "doctor" in. Show went way downhill. 👎
Raised by Wolves (2020)
This show is a joke
Disappointed as I'm a huge Ridley Scott fan but this is just a joke of a show. Total chaos. No characters to attach to. Stop using robots in roles where I'm supposed to have sympathy for them. I don't. They're basically walking coffee tables.
Central Park (2020)
This sucks
This REALLY sucks. I'm sure they wanted to be one of those "the first" shows. But, sorry try hards. No thanks.