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Dead Dicks (2019)
Good idea with a big but
That movie could be both hilariously funny and damn scary. Lack of both. It seems to me that there are some serious boring dialogues and dark holes in the script. I thought about what if Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes rocked that whole idea. If anyone out there who wants to see a movie about a guy who can't himself, there is Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies.
Mindhunter (2017)
In love with Mindhunter
I thought about why we love an average series like Stranger Things. (yes i think it is overrated) The success of adverts. But Mindhunter needs none. Some series are just simply great. The way Holden turn into something through episodes is just brilliantly processed. The cast is also amazing. I don't mean the main cast, but Kemper? Oh and the bird incident of Speck and Holden's reaction.
I should admit that the first episode was not that charming by the way. My fault. If you think the same give it a try and watch more. You will not regret. Mindhunter is one of the best of the season.
A Dark Song (2016)
Nice movie with a terrible ending
I don't know if this is a spoiler but why the hell ruin a slow going but a great movie by ending it with a giant male belly dancer look alike angelish something?
I liked the whole thing till the golden coated (literally) man who gives us stupid ending. Was it just to check if we go through the whole movie? Go watch the end again.
The scene where she wants to forgive. He smiles. Just like in a kids movie where a baseball coach smiles to a best shot comes from a used to be terrible player who was mocked by his/her friends. Is that the part where we should get up and applause while crying?
And for the ones who couldn't understand what the giant man in golden dress says, he said "Sorry for the stupid costume and the effects. I just wanted to make her smile cause she was sad for the whole movie".
200 Degrees (2017)
Perfect phone advertisement
This movie is not a waste of time but can't win bronze medal either. Starts like it might be a new taste in "kidnepped and will be tortured till we finally learn why" movie, then it ends like a really bad theatre scene played by their family members.
The end is way beyond bad. And the end throws the rest of the movie in to a trash bin. But! But it would make a great phone and phone network advertisement. I would definitely buy that phone. Damn.
The Neon Demon (2016)
no
As i heard,the movie would not suck. Sadly it did. Guess that's the power of advertisement. At some times i just wanted to skip some scenes. Because it was too long to handle. Not too long to handle as a Lynch movie. But watching a girl with makeup for so long, makes it boring as hell. Only good and strange thing about the movie was Ruby. And we got nothing of her. And yeah yeah, girls envy girls... But why such a dumb way to express it like eating them and coughing an eyeball? 118 minutes for nothing. Sorry for me. 118 minutes for the ones who decide to watch it. Thanks to all for making and worth watching it. Thanks for all the work. Even i felt no joy in it.
Luciferous (2015)
Unbearable dialogues
Nearly every horror movie about a loving family goes berserk, starts with a way too loving parents and a cute kid who extremely loves his/her parents. But this movie goes beyond and makes it too hard to concentrate on the plot.
I have few words for the scriptwriters; using the word "Baby" as a punctuation mark doesn't pump up our sympathy for the family but the exact opposite.
Throughout the whole movie the actors said "Baby" nearly 3 billion times! And yes now i hate relationships. I wonder, is it because of the scriptwriters or is it just terrible improvisation.
The other thing is about the end. Don't you think that there is so many information for a monologue?
Other than that it was an OK movie.
Eaters (2015)
Why the wig why?
As a horror fan, i'm trying to watch all kinds. This one is a comedy horror, but in a very wrong wrong way. The worst thing about the movie was the bikers horrible wig. Seriously, why use a random guy with a terrible wig who is also terrible at acting?
I also felt so disturbed while watching the fight scenes. Punching someone can not be faked worse than that. It was like watching a Troma movie, but lack of humour. Seriously that wig ruined my whole day. Can't stop myself thinking WHY?!
I liked the masks though. And still wonder what was that white stuff injected to her? Is it to tenderize or something. Anyway,there are thousands of slasher movies and i believe that movie makers have no right to mess it up.
Would You Rather (2012)
It was "The name should be changed into How can we save Iris" boring
As a horror movie fan, i don't think that all horror movies should be unpredictable. So i had no problem about that. But, how can a movie give no chills when you have a story like that. I mean, there are so many good examples. Maybe it's because everybody was like "iris iris iris. we have to save iris. where is iris, there is iris." all the time. Yeah we got it at first sight that Iris is the main character and will survive. Thanks for that.
And what was that "doctor changed his mind and trying to save IRIS" scene about? Was totally useless and a waste of time. You can not just decide to put someone in a situation like that and then decide to turn it over. You are not sending someone to the market and give up on buying chips cause you remember that you are obese. Might be a good watch to some who are not into horror, but yes it was boring.
Last words: Love you Crabman
Ich seh, Ich seh (2014)
Good acting, nice cinematography, no horror, no surprises..
When i decided to watch Ich seh, ich seh, it was because it was labeled as the "creepiest, horrific, scariest movie ever". Well it's not.
If you are a horror fan, this movie is not for you. But a great catch for beautiful scenery and good acting. The most scariest thing about the movie is the silence and the needless black beauty spot of the mommy. The silence makes you wait for shty Hollywood jumpy scenes that thankfully never happens. It's classy, still not horror. The bad thing about the movie is about the twist. As a horror movie fan, everything was so obvious from the beginning till the end. But if not a dedicated horror fan, it's a nice story. Might change your mind about having kids too.