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BloodRayne (2005)
yeah, so this movie was soooo bad
There is a soft-core porn scene about 1/3 to 1/2 way through this movie, and that is the ONLY reason this did NOT get a 1. The acting in this movie is pathetic. Some folks apparently needed some paychecks, and that is why they agreed to do this movie. Billy Zane fits in that category for sure, in the 3.5 minutes he is actually in this movie, with the worlds worst wig. I honestly can't believe I watched this train wreck. The blood is sooooooooo fake. There is one scene with monks fighting, you can see the JEANS under their robes! Could they have possibly spent less $ on the excessive quantities of bad looking blood, and more on some pants? And Michelle Rodriguez, she cannot act, not 1 bit. She ruined the TV show LOST, and she is less than useless in this movie. And whomever taught her how to sword fight needs to be beat with a stick. The only other redeeming thing in this movie is seeing Meatloaf Aday act as a vampire pimp...yes, you heard me, a vampire pimp with his own vampire harem...do I need to say more about this travesty of film?
Chicken Little (2005)
I really enjoyed this movie!
Contrary to the previous reviewer, I really enjoyed this film! My husband and I saw it, without children. We thought it was a really fun movie and enjoyed it a lot. I thought for a first attempt at computer animation it was very well done. The voice-over work makes it terrific! Gary Marshall is great in this! The plot is really funny and cute. I really enjoyed the take on the Chicken Little story. I also thought some of the jokes about modern day topics were very funny. The supporting characters were great as well. I enjoyed that Chicken Little had a gal friend who was smarter than he was. His conflict with his father (voiced by Gary Marshall) is also well done. It is well worth a look at this movie! Don't let 1 reviewers bad opinion sway you, try this movie for yourself.
Megaforce (1982)
Big hunks of fun,fun cheese!
This movie was definitely a big, fat, fun time...If you're on a low protein diet, watch out, 'cause this movie is chock full o' cheese, cheese, cheese. I really enjoyed watching this movie. The special effects are ok, especially given that the movie was made in 1982. But the gadgets are way,way cool(I want them all!), and the people who made this movie never take themselves or the movie too seriously. If you can imagine Barry Bostwick w/blond hair, then this is the movie for you! As previously stated, the cheese factor is high, but that's the best part of this movie. If you're looking for ground-breaking cinema, don't look here. But, if you want a good laugh & a good time, this film provides you with both.