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Another Life (2019)
Another life? Another show please.
This has got to be the worst writing i've seen in a decade. Unqualified scientists, Not even astronauts on a mission in space. Run by a control center that doesn't care at all if you go off mission. They run into every type of misadventure ever portrayed on every sci fi show in the past. And all thrown together in a mish mash of scripts that makes no sense whatsoever. So the crew spends their time having every type of deviant sex that they could pack into one script. But only if their not on alien drugs at the time. The actors themselves look like a bunch of pop culture wannabe's rather than scientists, And act like it too. If you would like to know what netflix next big flop is? It's another life.
The Woodsman (2012)
The Woodsman 2012
The main actor Eric Garcia is very good, And doesn't bore you with his endless monologues. The Video and sound are also very good.
Mauro Bosque goes off trail during the filming off his survival show to find caves that he heard stories of. The trip was hazardous due to the many chaotic situations that he creates for himself. He soon finds himself trapped in his tent, While his gear and food are stolen. And yet remains determined to see the caves that his grandmother told him about.
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Once inside the cave he is surrounded by what is supposed to be bigfoot creatures, But honestly they looked more like apes to me. He runs, and finds himself alone in the dark where they torment him and finally kill him.
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The movie was very good up to the point that he was being hunted by the creatures, At that point it became very reminiscent of the blair witch style movies, Where you can't see anything, And the camera work is absolutely horrible. And then the classic scream as something you can't see drags him into the dark. This was a very pathetic ending to what started as a nice movie.
It's worth a one time watch if your bored. But i would not pay for it.
Battle for Skyark (2015)
Not a bad watch at all.
The reviews said this was almost a terrible movie. But it wasn't. It is definitely a kids movie, However it is done very well, And in my opinion was as good as any other children's movie out there. IT didn't have the big budget effects of the ewoks, But the acting was really good. And it was surprisingly enjoyable.
I really have no complaints about the movie, It pushed it's budget to the limit, And the story line worked very well. While i would like to have seen more effects, I was not disappointed by the overall movie.
Galaxy of Horrors (2017)
Cheap thrills movie, Very low quality in story telling.
Honestly, These short movies aren't worth the bother to watch. there is no time to build up a story line, And the editing so chopped up, that it's almost like watching clippings that don't belong together. This movie also represents everything that is wrong with modern movies. It goes straight for the nudity and gore, And sacrifices credibility as a trade off. I do not recommend it, Unless your into cheap thrills.