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Mercenaries (2014)
Complete Lunacy
LOL ... i nominate this movie for the best worst movie of 2014. the acting is awful. the dialog is abysmal. the script is worse than you can possibly imagine. well, duh, it's asylum, right?
but i liked it lol. lots of good laughs, some hot chic-fu, and the chance to see Birgitte Nielsen in another epicfail performance. (you would think that after all these years that she would have learned some basic acting skills .. but nope.)
anyways, very fun movie if you're drunk and/or not expecting any type of quality at all. i found it quite entertaining. if you like a good brainless movie once in awhile, this one will not disappoint.
The Gamers: Hands of Fate (2013)
Horribad but entertaining
Story: cheesy. Acting: atrocious. Special effects: non-existent.
Yet, somehow it drew me in past the first few crucial minutes. I found myself actually enjoying it and caring about some of the characters. And wanting to play the CCG game. Some of the side-stories are a little odd (e.g. Gary) but kinda-sorta worked ..
And wanting to go to GenCon ... The depiction of GenCon was particularly funny (although I have never been to one, i would imagine that the stereotypes were portrayed).
All-in-all, if you are looking for a bit of brainless entertainment, this is a good choice. Very light and funny at times.