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Last Vegas (2013)
Old geysers thinking they are funny
This is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, it's such an unfunny pile of crap and it should be nominated for worst comedy of 2013. In the past 10 years, I've probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. This is the first movie that I've ever walked out on. 45 minutes in, I couldn't handle the torture anymore. This is the most unfunny piece of garbage I've ever seen. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark.
It's hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn't much to say about it.
I didn't find anything clever. Nor did I find them funny. I did think some of the set designs looked okay. This film is a huge waste of time, don't bother wasting you're money on this garbage Just avoid this. It's not even worth a rental. Don't waste your time on this garbage
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
Disgrace to the Rush Hour Franchise
Rush hour 3 is a joke, Rush hour 1 and 2 were far better than this piece of trash. I am huge fan of Chinese Chan and Black Guy Tucker but Rush hour 3 is a load of garbage and doesn't feel like a Rush Hour movie.
It seemed after the first two Rush hours that this one would be great but I was wrong. This was a load of garbage from start to finish. I like the first rush hour because it was original and was entertaining, and Rush Hour 2 had many funny comedic scenes but this one is pretty basic and very-very predictable.
Case in point, Rush hour 3 seemed as if a monkey wrote it, it is such a waste of garbage and a whole load of bullshit. I don't get how people like this garbage. Anyone thinking about watching this movie, really shouldn't. It's a huge waste of time and money.
Monsters University (2013)
Horrible Movie
Unfortunately for this movie, the idiots from the production team that planted "good reviews" about this movie on here are not enough to save it from a complete terrible movie.
Nothing in these movies is the least bit entertaining. If any of the people who gave this movie positive reviews actually enjoyed it, I truly feel sorry for you. Pixar should be ashamed for putting this garbage in theaters, and the two idiot writer/producer wannabes should take their millions and disappear, and save us from any more torture.
There's nothing to actually review about this movie. It goes from one stupid, completely non-funny scene to another. Please do not even pay to see this movie to see how horrible it is. If 9 out of 10 people see this movie to "see how dumb it is" then that's more than enough for them to keep making this garbage. It's sad when a movie is so stupid that making fun of it is not even enjoyable.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
Stupid Eddie Murphy Black guy Comedy
This is a very basic and plain movie, its just another stupid black comedy with Eddie Murphy. He's always in stupid kiddie movies, it's ruining his career. The Haunted Mansion isn't that great of a movie, the script and plot are very basic and predictable. The special effects were cool but they should have included a little more. One good thing about the movie is that there wasn't a lot of horror scenes.
Don't bother watching this garbage, its a silly Disney movie with very little comedy and action. These "so-called" black comedies are so dirt, they suck. This is just a cheesy rip-off of kiddie craps mixed together with kiddie horror.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
One of the Worst Movies Ever
Beverly hills chihuahua is such a terrible and crappy movie, its so effing stupid and the plots and scenes don't make much sense.
This has got to be one of the worst films of 2008..it is so stupid and doesn't make no sense. Any movies with talking animals, is highly regarded as a crap-tastic movie. This just goes too far The retarded writers who wrote this bullsh** should be ashamed of themselves...this is just awful.
It seemed as if a monkey or chimp rote the script and directed the movie. If you value you're life, you wont watch this movie (even if you can see it for free)
WALL·E (2008)
Is this a joke?
This movie was awful, Disney is terrible and a joke. This movie wasn't even funny and good, I've seen way better. Wall-E is arguably one of the worst films of 08. I see a lot of over praise but I don't get it. I saw it back then and having re seeing it, I hate it even more. Just stop.
I am a huge fan of Disney but this movie made me barf, I was so sick of this crap. It was a complete waste of time Disney should just stop with all this bull****.
And another thing, stop with editing all of the effects. I see they haven't learned from their previous mistakes.
If I could rate this a 0 I would, so I rated it 1/10
Ender's Game (2013)
Boring and a waste of time
Ender's Game isn't that good, it is a waste of time and a large pile of crap. if you were thinking about seeing this movie, don't. It's a rip-off and not great in the slightest bit.
I was expecting something good from the trailers but I got nothing, it's really not good, the scenes and plots are terrible and it's very predictable.
It may be a unique and creative movie, but people don't like that style. It's full of crap and not funny at all Id rate this a 0 but I couldn't so I was forced to give it a 1.
Bottom line, DON'T SEE IT
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Yes this was Great (Delete)
Toy Stories movies. Toy Story is a beloved franchise that almost everyone that I know loves the first two films. Now how about the 3rd film? Well all I could say is that it lived up to my unbelievably HIGH expectations and then some. This is such a good film. It has the laughs, magic and best of all the entertainment. The new characters in the movie feel like they were in the previous two films, they were that engaging and really worked well in the movie. The best part of the movie has to be the ending, I almost cried and was moved to just about to tears. I truly believe that this is one of the best Trilogies of all time. It might even rival the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
Avatar (2009)
Better than "Shawshank Redemption" and "Godfather" combined
This movie is brilliant. Excellent screenplay, wondrous acting, and amazing special effects. I nearly crapped myself when I saw those funny and hilarious jokes. It is pure fun and exciting.
Go ahead, pick up the DVD, I assure you it is AWESOME! A masterpiece! I mean, the lines in this movie are classic and very quotable. This movie is fantastic, and definitely in my top-ten list.
It has a great message of getting active and is also great for adults! Go buy it (not rent- BUY!) today, and you will not be disappointed. You will certainly treasure it for years to come, and even share it with your grandchildren.
This is a clear cut 10/10 rating
Bridesmaids (2011)
Over-hyped Garbage
This movie is by far the worst movie i have ever seen, it is such a piece of sh*t and loaded with complete bullsh*t. I didn't find any of the gags to be funny or clever, it was all awful jokes.
The acting sucks, many of the characters sucked at acting, Kristen Wiig sucked big time in her role, they really shouldn't have gave it to this one trick unfunny hack. She constantly ruins movies.
The plot isn't very unique and creative and the movie is so very much predictable. I am seriously confused as to why the f**k this has such a high rating. This is one of the worst movies made of all time, it shouldn't have even been made, the retarded writers who wrote this garbage should get fired (if they already didn't). This movie felt as if a monkey or an 8 year-old wrote the script and published it. It is beyond awful.
Caillou (1997)
One of the greatest children shows ever made
Caillou is absolutely brilliant and entertaining. Ignore all the bad reviews and comments, this show is definitely one of the best children shows of alltime, its surely up there. Caillou is a little boy who grows up and plays with his friends and little sister Rosie and talks with his parents about his adventures.
This show is genius, the directors and writers who created this show should be very much honored and be awarded (if they weren't already). Most kids and many teenagers will love this show, Caillou is the real deal. This show is awesome. The only real negative about this show is that the show was short of short and didn't really last long.
Don Jon (2013)
Absolutely Terrible
In the past 10 years, I've probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. This is the first movie that I've ever walked out on. 45 minutes in, I couldn't handle the torture anymore. This is the most unfunny piece of garbage I've ever seen. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark.
It's hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn't much to say about it.
I didn't find anything clever. Nor did I find them funny. I did think some of the set designs looked okay. This film is a huge waste of time, don't bother wasting your money on this garbage. Just avoid this. It's not even worth a rental.