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The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
Worst Movie Ever
For years I heard about The Underground Comedy Movie, from word of mouth, to the cheesey TV spots they ran for the film. I even came close to buying the DVD a few times. Now that I've actually seen the movie, I thank god every day that I didn't shell out the $30 for this worthless crap.
The Underground Comedy Movie has got to be the unfunniest movie ever. Words can not explain how bad this film really is. All I can say is, I didn't even pay to see this film, and I still feel cheated for wasting the time to watch it.
The film is basicly a series of badly written comedy sketches, with what seem to be the directors feinds and reletives, and a few washed up actors and celebrities. There's alot of ad-libbing in the movie, which is usually a goo thing, but it's really uncreative repetitive ad-libbing. Maybe it's just the writng. I'm not sure.
At best you might find a few things here and there, that are kinda funny, but all in all, this movie sucked.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Dude! The oracle must have lost weight or something!!
*WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS*
When I first began watching this film the first thing I noticed was that the oracle had either gone on a diet or was a completely different actress. I guess the lady who was in the first 2 films died in late 2001, and never got a chance to appear in Revolutions. When I was watching I was thinking that maybe they changed her for some deep reason, that I'd eventually find out about later. She even asks Neo at one point if she looks different to him.
Unfortunately I soon found out this wasn't going to happen, for 2 reasons, one of which I didn't know yet, being that the actress was dead, and the other being that this film isn't deep at all! It really wants to be and it trys so hard, but really just ends up being kinda cheesy. I kept waiting for something to happen. All I really got were some cool action scenes and some state of the art CGI. There seems to be quite a few one liners, and allot of the film is just recycled from the previous 2 films.
Really the movie just feels like an extension of Reloaded. It never really begins it just kind of continues. I did enjoy some the apocaliptic stuff. It kinda reminded me of that Anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, but overall it's kind of a let down. I only hope if they do make another one that they get a little bit more inventive, and not so cut and dry.