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4/10
BIZARRE STYLING
6 March 2023
Watching this film, I couldn't help but be obsessed with the absolutely horrible styling: Daisy's silver lame cowl-neck space suit makes her look like Penny Robinson in LOST IN SPACE! This was topped with a silver leather Marlon Brando WILD ONES motorcycle cap. All of Natalie Wood's "glamorous" ball gowns look like thrift store prom rejects. That rag doll costume is out of a nightmare. Wood's short wig (which I guess was meant to make her look 15) is not 1930s style and the weird blond-streaked stripes read as gray, not blond. Even stranger: Edith Head actually got an Oscar nomination for this!
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The Humans (2021)
7/10
The humans...
28 November 2021
...are the monsters. What we say to one another..,what we do to one another...is worse than what any alien can do, because we know every button to push, to cause one another the deepest pain. This very naturalistic story of a dysfunctional family at holiday time pulls the masks away.

The shadows, the sounds, the reflections that hint at a horror movie are letting us know metaphorically what will happen if we create a horror show of our lives.

This film won't be for everyone. It reminds me of a Cassavettes film of the 70's. Houdyshell recreates her Tony Award winning performance beautifully. It provides a lot to think about.
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Call the Midwife (2012– )
10/10
I absolutely LOVE this show
31 December 2018
This show is an amazing amalgamation of superb writing, attention to detail, sharp characterization, fabulous story-telling, and by far the best ensemble acting television has produced. It breaks my heart that there is such turnover in the cast. I've never seen more turnover in a successful show than on "Call the Midwife": Jessica Raine, Miranda Hart, Bryony Hannah, Pam Ferris, Charlotte Ritchie, Emerald Fennell and, if the Christmas episode was any indication, now Victoria Yeates. I can understand wanting to be challenged by other roles, but each season has consisted of only 6 episodes. I can't imagine that a contract for the "season" would cut into that many opportunities for other work. With a cast this size, is it that the producers cannot or will not pay the performers to stay?
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Murdoch Mysteries: 'Til Death Do Us Part (2008)
Season 1, Episode 5
9/10
Interesting View of Victorian-Era Morality
28 July 2015
Unlike most episodes of this very fine mystery series, this episode goes one step beyond the crime-solving element and offers a unique perspective on Victorian-era morality.

It fairly portrays several points-of-view regarding homosexuality in the Victorian age. The episode shows the lengths to which closeted gay men of the time had to arrange clandestine meetings dependent on inference and discretion for companionship. In doing so, it also provides a glimpse of the stereotypes -- the police officers dress their undercover agent flamboyantly, a la Oscar Wilde, believing that all gay men must certainly dress that way. The series provides a voice for the sneering homophobia of the police inspector, the conflicting beliefs experienced by the deeply held moral convictions of the detective, and the liberal- minded openness of the feminist coroner.

Unlike some reviewers who have posted their take on this episode and claim it as some sort of left-leaning propaganda, I believe the episode presents many points of view and shows a "slice-of-life" regarding an issue that is still widely debated. That the social issue is secondary to the actual mystery is what raises this episode higher than most others. By the end of the episode not only is the mystery solved, but several of the characters have examined their preconceived notions and evolved.
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3/10
Odd Film Adaptation
23 November 2012
Warning: Spoilers
While it seems a little strange to begin with a spoiler for a 2,600 year old story (one would assume many people already know the tragic tale of the downfall of the Theban king), for those rare few who do not I must give a word of warning: director Philip Saville begins the film, under the opening credits, by revealing (in unfortunately dated slow-motion camera technique, using weird hallucinogenic camera angles) the central mystery of the play.

This move, though, is merely a foreshadowing of Saville's additional odd directorial choices (intercutting flashbacks to the regicide at some more inappropriate moments, for example; suddenly having the king and his advisors sitting among the ruins of a Greek amphitheatre which, one would think, would not have been in RUINS when they were originally built; or even something as obvious as knowing that when Oedipus calls his citizens "children of Cadmus" that he doesn't literally mean children, but of the bloodline of Cadmus -- so there is no need to have a handful of waifish, pre-pubescent boys kneeling at the king's first entrance so that he can admonish the "children" to arise.)

You will rarely see a hammier performance than that of Christopher Plummer as Oedipus. His interminably long pauses as he tries to work through his emotions bring to mind a lower- echelon drama school's production of Hamlet while, on the other end of the spectrum, his shouting, scenery-chewing antics in scenes opposite Orson Welles as Tiresias and Richard Johnson as Creon merely show how he is outclassed by his scene partners.

The final bit of icing on this baklava, as it were, must be reserved for the performance of a young Donald Sutherland as the Chorus leader. Almost totally unrecognizable under a hideous black pageboy wig, with a voice that has been re-dubbed, he sounds like and resembles a tunic-wearing Prince Valiant in an old Steve Reeves Hercules movie. Since there is already a mash-up of accents (Plummer is Canadian, Lilli Palmer is German and the rest British), one can only think that Sutherland's dubbing is less because his accent doesn't quite fit in with his fellow Thebans, but that the poor young actor simply couldn't speak the lines with any acting chops. I'd love to hear the original.
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Beowulf (2007)
3/10
Terrible Adaptation
5 July 2009
This terrible adaptation transforms the lyrically elegant morality tale of a warrior-king who dooms his people to oblivion because of his own quest for fame into a butt-kicking action flick. Beware! Anyone watching this horrendous adaptation as a short-cut to reading the book for a class, the changes that have been made are arbitrary.

For example: - Grendel's mother is NOT impregnated by Beowulf in the poem. Nor is she the beautiful naked Angelina Jolie -- she is more akin to the reptilian title character from ALIEN.

-Hrothgar is NOT the father of Grendel. Nor does he commit suicide by leaping from the parapet after giving his crown to Beowulf.

-Beowulf becomes the king of the Geats (southern Sweden) not the Danes as he does in the movie.

-Beowulf does not marry Hrothgar's widow and then sleep around with the castle wench. In fact, in the poem Beowulf neither has an heir nor marries. His fatherlessness is a source of regret on his deathbed. His cellibacy contributed to his image as a Christ figure.

Though the animation is well-done, and the direction and editing contribute to a fast-paced film, the utter disregard for the story is appalling.
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4/10
Implausible and Badly Cast
11 December 2003
My comments may be biased in that I am a huge fan of the original film version (1945) starring Rene Clare. That film boasted style, tension, humor and a superlative cast of character actors that included Barry Fitzgerald, Walter Huston, Richard Haydn and Dame Judith Anderson. This version lacks all of the above.

The story of ten strangers isolated from the world by a mysterious murderer, U.N. Owen, intent on bringing them to justice has been, in this version, updated, with the locale shifted from a deserted island off the coast of England to an Iranian hotel in the middle of the desert.

This shift, while providing a more modern version of total isolation, lacks plausibility. Why would a murderer obsessed with providing justice based on a British Nursery Rhyme ("Ten Little Indians"), bring an international group to a Middle Eastern hotel? And when the second "victim" appears, one of the players identifies the method of her death as the ancient punishment for murderers. How on earth would anyone in this group of strangers know that? And again, why would a murderer obsessed with providing justice based on a British Nursery Rhyme suddenly switch his modus opperandi to ancient methods of punishment.

The international cast, including heavily accented French, Italian, German actors supplementing their British counterparts, is barely understandable at times and have clearly been cast with an eye towards international distribution rather than dramatic ability.

Particularly ridiculous is the casting of Charles Aznavour, the French singer, who mercifully stops acting just long enough to sing a completely unrelated song in the midst of the mystery. No doubt this was in hope of rallying interest in a Soundtrack recording amongst patrons for surely they did not think this would be nominated for a Best Song Oscar! Luckily, Aznavour is dead within 5 minutes of singing this nonsense, so perhaps U.N. Owen is right and there IS justice to be served after all.

Elke Somer and Oliver Reed may be the most unappealing romantic leads ever featured in a film. They lack chemistry, and his ham-handed performance is matched by her bland vapidness.

I do however recommend one moment at the very end of the film. The murderer, convinced that the plan has succeeded, takes poison so that the "last little indian" will be dead along with the others. Watch the murderers lips turn blue in a neat special effect.
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10/10
Just about the best Mystery Movie Filmed
11 December 2003
An excellent adaptation of the Christie novel, director Rene Clare assembled a superlative cast and woven a tightly knit mystery laced with a combination of humor and genuine fear.

While the romantic leads pale in comparison to such gifted character supporting players as Walter Huston and Barry Fitzgerald, among others, the film does not suffer for this weakness.
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