Just another search for a magical Star Wars map McMuffin with a lot of laborious, slow set pieces that are I'm sure supposed to be moments of tension and drama, but they all seem to miss the mark.
The joyful, pragmatic nature and optimism if the animated Ahsoka is flat out missing from this live action version. Instead we get a joyless, stony faces cynical character that has zero charisma. All her pals are just the same. Wooden, soulless and written badly...
I'm staggered at how regularly Lucasfilm can screw up Star Wars. There is a universe of source material to work from and they are slowly running out of characters that anyone cares about.
4 episodes in an nothing has happened. A lot of staring, people making dumb decisions, inconsistency's in the rules of the universe it's set in as well as the continuity and easily spotted holes n the plot. With dialogue tropes pulled right out of the "The collins big book of dialogue tropes" It's difficult not to find any positives.
Bring in Anakin (worst SW CGI yet) at the end of ep4 for a bit of fan service / key jangling and the "real fans" will re-engage.
I actually can't be bothered writing any more. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it.
The joyful, pragmatic nature and optimism if the animated Ahsoka is flat out missing from this live action version. Instead we get a joyless, stony faces cynical character that has zero charisma. All her pals are just the same. Wooden, soulless and written badly...
I'm staggered at how regularly Lucasfilm can screw up Star Wars. There is a universe of source material to work from and they are slowly running out of characters that anyone cares about.
4 episodes in an nothing has happened. A lot of staring, people making dumb decisions, inconsistency's in the rules of the universe it's set in as well as the continuity and easily spotted holes n the plot. With dialogue tropes pulled right out of the "The collins big book of dialogue tropes" It's difficult not to find any positives.
Bring in Anakin (worst SW CGI yet) at the end of ep4 for a bit of fan service / key jangling and the "real fans" will re-engage.
I actually can't be bothered writing any more. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it.
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