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Catfish UK (2021)
Change the title to Nigerian Scammer UK
This show is really just about people getting scammed by Nigerian con artists. The hosts don't seem to understand the mechanics of the show that feel so organic in the original. Also, the hosts don't seem to realize a lot of the catfishes are pro scammers and just leave their poor clients with these con artists, thinking it's a happy ending. Nev would be rolling in his grave!
100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck (2012)
Ignore the low rating. If you like FF you'll like this
Even though it's the fourth in the Paranormal Entity series, which is just a rip-off of the Paranormal Activity movies, this is pretty well done. It has good FX, a decent cast (that doesn't scream their lines every five minutes), and a somewhat intense last 20 min. I've seen a lot of bad found footage and this is not one of them.
Grandmother's House (1988)
Awful
Here's a movie that's so badly written that it gets its title confused. I'm not sure why it's called Grandmother's House when the grandfather is actually just as bad and is actually the heart of the movie. Character motivations are murky and nonsensical. Wildlife sound effects are used to the point of absurdity. Zero suspense, zero surprises (the "mystery" is obvious 20 min into the movie), and laughable acting. Skip it.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
DC sinks to a new low!
WW84 is a massive misfire. This is supposed to be a movie about a powerful female superhero but the turgid screenplay just has her pining for her dead boyfriend and rescuing kids. Wow, I guess this really is 1984! Girl power! It doesn't make sense that she keeps her identity a secret yet she spends a good amount of time rescuing kids in public, in her WW outfit, in full view of large crowds. Also, wouldn't her Wonder Woman have come in handy at the end? She could have gone on live tv and told the world to take back their wish. Also, why didn't anyone wish for the nuclear missiles to disappear??? Skip this dreck. Here's hoping Patty Jenkins is replaced for the third WW! 🤞🏻
Human Capital (2019)
Terrible
What an awful movie. How did it even get green lit? Pointless and plotless, the "story" is nothing more than a series of episodes from a moronic soap opera. The nonlinear framing is annoying and the mystery is inconsequential to the overall arc. Really lame.