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Reacher (2022)
Jesus this show is stupid.
I have not read the books, and if they have the same kind dialogue this show has the books are really bad too.
Reacher goes around looking for trouble, fights a a lot and has flashbacks from his childhood were he goes around looking for trouble and fights alot.
The guy has ridiculous amounts of muscle, apparently the guy in the books has them too.
This guy is written like a parody, but people don't seem to take him like it was. And that makes me think him acting like a MacGruber 2 is perfectly unintentional. I really liked MacGruber, I would think I'd like this show too. I don't, I really really don't.
I feel sorry for myself I gave this show a chance. I never feel sorry for myself about anything. So I guess this show got me feeling new things.
Supporting cast is really great, but they have to say the lines that have been written for them. I hope they got paid handsomly.
Jason Bourne (2016)
Bad bad movie
If you take the first two minutes of Rambo 3 and the first 10 minutes of second Jason Bourne movie you'll get this. + Boring 15 second scenes of a server from Cairo or aerial picture of Bangladesh. I don't know who this movie is for, but obviously it's not for some one who gives a bad word.
In some scenes Matt Damon reads single words from a notebook. This movie really has it all. This is the third (maybe 4th) time I'm starting to watch this, and I don't expect to make it through this time either.
Tommy Lee Jones clearly has some bills to pay, or he is friends with someone who is in need of his help. The bad guy from Venom is again playing Zuckerberg, I hope he's happy with this steaming bile of content. I surely am not.
If you like this, and want to watch another movie, with same caliber you should try Swat one and two.
Harjunpää (2022)
This is not it
Weird camera work, like handheld and randomly out of focus. Maybe it's a art-thing but I doubt it. It's like watching a commercial of dishwasher tablets.
There is no way of knowing if acting is any good, because show cuts every 3-5 seconds. Writing is not anything to write about.
Finland has limited supply of actors, all of them had been doing something else while this show was casted.
For some reason they had a car chase between an electric Wolksvagen and a scooter. That was the best part and it looked like some ones high school project.
Olga Temomen does a great job acting like this was a christian after school special.
Maybe the books are better?
Unfriended (2014)
Reading texts is no fun.
Majority of this movie seems to be about reading SMS, mms, texts, and emails. You need to do the reading yourself. Every once in a while the computer says no.