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Robots (2023)
It's worth your time to watch.
I am a big Robert Shekley fan. He was a master of short sci-fi. It's true this movie is bad in many ways, but it brings the thoughts and emotion response in you just as any great movie should. It has so many great qualities, like being smart, being coherent and not insulting you or your inteligence or lecturing you at every turn like so many late movies are. Lot's of bad things other reviews mention is true, but who cares that acting of one person is not to somebody else standard?
Watch it and enjoy it. It is a great TV time.
Ok fill in the nonsence characters. I wish they remake mind swap of shekley, that would be a trip. In fact I am going to go an re read all of his work now.
National Treasure: Edge of History (2022)
"like in latin not latinx"
Says the girl, by the looks school dropout, to her boss about some phrase in latin language. Stopped right after that cringe.
How terrible everything was (like acting and script) was adequately explained in other reviews.
I really wish that starving and eating from garbage artists of 1930 Hollywood was a thing now. All of them, that are in this show.
Amateurish, terrible, boring, depressing, devoid of originality and thought. Created by illiterate for illiterate.
Disney is producing garbage it looks on purpose, waiting for bailout from a government it feels. Too big to fail. The last good show was Moon Knight and only because of the acting, story and ideas were terrible as well.
The Sandman (2022)
Terrible acting.
I will admit I finished this show because I wanted to know how it ends.
But it was painful experience. Main hero is not a terrible actor, but more of an extra, quick to forget. The rest of cast is worse, script wise. They act as bored as I was watching.
But to add insult to injury the last episode trying to set season two, was the most pathetic attempt to be interesting.
Gwendolyn whatever should not act, to make us remember Lady Bryana and not hate here talentless self.
The Villains of Valley View (2022)
Very funny. Not cringe.
If we review this show on all the nice stuff, like acting and script and music etc it would be 2 stars, but if reviewed on humor and funny it would be 10, so I give it 7. It's a funny dumb show. But at least (aside from youngest son - terrible) it's not cringe and actors are pulling it.
The Time Traveler's Wife (2022)
So they goint to stretch the same story to a season now?
I mean it would've been nice if it was original. But movie was able to tell this story in 1:30 and now it's unnecessary convoluted and slow just to fill all episodes? Do not like this, and the fact that each episode is worse then the one before it. Suggest to just re-watch movie, better actors too.
The Orville (2017)
Nose dive season 3
Been a fan of first two seasons. But just watched (lies tried to watch) first episode of season 3 and it's lost all light and comedy. People are talking about their feelings instead of experiencing thems. Amateurish is the best way to describe it, but CGI got big upgrade, so it is strange.
Very sad, first Family guys stopped being funny about two years ago, now Orville. In Orville defense it just stopped joking, Family guy continues to joke just not funny.
Didn't gave it one star only because first two seasons were awesome.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Show don't tell.
This movie is beyond badly made. It feels like written by middle schoolers and acted by high school drama wannabees.
The fact that every AI needs to stop and explain who they are and why are they doing it before starting to smack down or in the middle of it. Is really kindergarten level.
Time to retire not just Matrix but Lana, Sense8 season two was a disaster as well.
Encanto (2021)
Nice movie, you already saw.
This is nice movie with some nice characters, but the repetitios script same that you already saw a hundreds time over and can predict what characters will say and how it will end up. Meh not worth ticket, but Disney+ sure.
Fantasy Island (2021)
So boring and so beautiful.
The settings and camera work gets two stars could be more.
Acting - one. Oh so wooden, but than again there was no emotion to show, thanks to --
Writing zero or minus one star. The stories are unbelievably boring, predictable and non sensical. Gluttony is a wish worth showing? Oh wait she had a childhood trauma, daddy was mean to her and told her not to eat like a pig. Wow what a twist!
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Every cliché is in there.
The movie is watchable, but big cringe. They used one liners that even B rated movie will shy away from, and puns or my god, I just cannot. Not sure was it woke that killed it or just a clueless script and casting. None of the actresses fitted their role. Little child maybe.
If you are not stuck on the plane with nothing to watch, this one is a big no.
The Nevers (2021)
Great, but I hope Malady dies ASAP
Its a very engaging story, with great characters matched by great actors. Unfortunately it's not even. There are plot holes you can run a bus through. Horrible acting by Malady and some extras and of course a dose of a sermon nobody asked for. Remember show don't tell. Overall waiting for each episode, but losing a bit of interest with each passing one.
Vanquish (2021)
This is second time I am asking
Is there a movie that Rubie cannot make awful? She is one man wrecking crew of bad acting.
SAS: Red Notice (2021)
Ruby Rose strikes again
Is there any movie she cannot make garbage? Cardboard cutouts have more life.
The Watch (2020)
Thank you, the re-incarnated Uwe Boll, for adding to c-rated shows list.
OMG, when "titans" like Ed Wood and Uwe Boll exit b-rated arena, we have new crop that does much worse. The show would be tolerable on it's own, IF Sir Pratchett never wrote anything with the name Discworld. As it is, it takes excellent book, characters, story, and then fire hose mud and garbage in its' place. Honestly the punk style Ankh Morpork, might have worked, the rest would never.
Let's not forget honorable mention for the terrible acting, Anqua, Carcer Dunn, Veterinari and to a large extent Carrot.
Tenet (2020)
Never before that mix of action and cerebral plot have been executed so well.
First to get it off my chest. Not a ten for so widely complained about sound. Not possible to watch without sub-titles.
Second there are indeed movies with better plot, but the mix of action, visuals and good plot I have never seen before executed so perfectly. That for me set a new highest bar for an action movie.
People complaining about shallow characters are wrong, they are not shallow at all they are overwhelmed by the events far beyond their control or understanding. In fact they are surprisingly human in the face of the challenges. I hate when the character explores his childhood and first love scars, while he has to defuse a nuclear bomb, like some movies show, THAT is laughable.
The other complain, you have to see the movie twice, well that is an option, but it is your choice, not a directors. I re-winded it in my mind the whole evening finding new delights, your brain is your streamer.
And to get it off my chest, saying Interstellar with its disregard for science and deus ex machina is better movie cmon now.
Raised by Wolves (2020)
Started ok ish, now unwatchable 4th episode
The title say it all, each episode is worse then the one before, cannot get pass 4th. Gave up.
Lovecraft Country (2020)
Social issues a joke, horror is B rated.
Loved the actors and camera work, costumes, and scenes. Extremely disappointed by the story. Social problems - cartoonish and laughable, horror problems are trite and cartoonish as well. It's not Lovecraft, its' B rated movie horror. As far as "racism" portrayal, it was very bad in 50s, no reason to make it grotesque. It makes it a joke.
Never the less will watch other episodes, actors make you invested in the show. Cast is superb.
6 Underground (2019)
Awesome flick
Watched it in one breath. Would have given 10 stars, but there is nothing original in it whatsoever. You seen pieces of it over the years. So 2 stars down.
Batwoman (2019)
The acting could not be WORSE. I dare you.
It's in the title. Screw all the problems with plot and story. The acting is not even comical it's what my daughter does when she plays a tree in kindergarten.
Men in Black: International (2019)
Mess: International
What a year for the Hollywood stinkers, first hellboy, now this. The movie, that make no sense whatsoever and insults your brains in the process. Editing is horrendous, story is disjointed and make sense only from 20 mile high. Plot holes so big - the hive and the city of Paris can vanish in. Actors try to save it and make valiant effort, but after all if there is no story, except, that the nobody from the street, who was working as call center staffer, instantly solves alien mystery and eliminates galactic threat with one shot (of the weapon, that was given to her, by the alien she saw 2 minutes ago), not even Thor .
Little (2019)
Great acting
Ok, what other reviewers saying about terrible editing and old trope writing is true. Yet I still loved that movie for amazing acting. Especially little girl, she was amazing, I totally believed second personality lived in that tiny body. Don't expect much and you will be delighted. Leads are amazing, support is terrible.
Bless This Mess (2019)
Steaming pile of farm fertilizer confirmed.
With so many polarized reviews, I had to see it for myself. It was painful, good actors delivering stupidest lines with great passion. Who is the writer?
Assassination Nation (2018)
BORING
The only reason for this movie is to send a message. But news flash this message has been send ad nausea already. Otherwise one star above minimum for cool gun scenes. BTW what's up with metoo and gun violence, do they not suppose to be against it? Anyway couldn't finish. Watch sunset instead.
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Nice to watch, but assumes you are an idiot.
I won't lie, I enjoyed watching this movie. While propelled by action and good acting I glossed over plot holes, that otherwise would've broken Godzila leg. But, boy, after the movie ended did I felt like an idiot! Such a ridiculous plot, such a ridiculous postulates and even if you accept these make believe facts, everything that happens later goes against then and that make believe logic. Sci-Fi fans know what I am talking about. The ideas that make the world should be non contradictive and everything following should be follow the same logic. So many clichés too, I mean even for action flick it was BAD. See this movie, but on TV, it's not worth your $ I gave it 8 for acting, that makes you forget about everything until it stops.