I made an account, just so I could warn people of how terrible this movie is.
90% of the movie simply involves people writhing about as though they are mentally retarded. The blood and gore doesn't look realistic in the least bit. The whole movie is shot with some ancient outdated camera, and about 50% of the film is out of focus. Furthermore, the lighting is horrendous! Between the antique camera, the poor lighting, and lack of focus, I didn't even know what I was looking at most of the time.
Let's move on to the story line. Why exactly is god suppose to be killing himself in the opening scene? For that matter, what makes this man god, in any sense of the word? And then as he's dying, "Mother Nature" (I don't know why she is suppose to be Mother Nature either.) comes out of the shadows and plays with dead god's penis before fingering her hairy snatch. (Maybe she's Mother Nature because she doesn't shave?) Then she apparently gives birth to a fully grown retarded man, whom she abandons. He is harassed by some hooded weirdos, before Mother Nature comes back and drags him around by a noose. The two are then killed by rock harvesters, it appears.
Credits begin rolling! This entire movie is made by about 20 people. This includes actors, writers, producers, technical support, lighting, music and sound, etc. The camera used was a donation (Explains why the whole film looks so mediocre!). I'd guess the budget for this movie was about $100, certainly no more than $200. What a waste of funds...
Anyway, this was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. A complete and utter waste of 1 hour and 12 minutes (I was constantly checking the time, to see if I was almost done...)
Go watch something else. Anything else.
90% of the movie simply involves people writhing about as though they are mentally retarded. The blood and gore doesn't look realistic in the least bit. The whole movie is shot with some ancient outdated camera, and about 50% of the film is out of focus. Furthermore, the lighting is horrendous! Between the antique camera, the poor lighting, and lack of focus, I didn't even know what I was looking at most of the time.
Let's move on to the story line. Why exactly is god suppose to be killing himself in the opening scene? For that matter, what makes this man god, in any sense of the word? And then as he's dying, "Mother Nature" (I don't know why she is suppose to be Mother Nature either.) comes out of the shadows and plays with dead god's penis before fingering her hairy snatch. (Maybe she's Mother Nature because she doesn't shave?) Then she apparently gives birth to a fully grown retarded man, whom she abandons. He is harassed by some hooded weirdos, before Mother Nature comes back and drags him around by a noose. The two are then killed by rock harvesters, it appears.
Credits begin rolling! This entire movie is made by about 20 people. This includes actors, writers, producers, technical support, lighting, music and sound, etc. The camera used was a donation (Explains why the whole film looks so mediocre!). I'd guess the budget for this movie was about $100, certainly no more than $200. What a waste of funds...
Anyway, this was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. A complete and utter waste of 1 hour and 12 minutes (I was constantly checking the time, to see if I was almost done...)
Go watch something else. Anything else.
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