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Dawid i Sandy (1988)
Childhood Gift
Watched this all the time as a kid. Got it as a gift from a Grandparent on videocassette. It was one of those things you could only find at something like a Big Lots or Odd Lots. The videocassette got thrown away years ago I'm sure.
Animation is cheap but I remember the voice acting now being terrible. It's a fun harmless kids movie involving Fern Gully environmental message while also throwing in Aliens that fly around in a egg carton and look like pearls.
I remember even as a kid that the animation was similar to Inspector Gadget commercial. The one piece of dialogue that sticks to me now even 30 years after last time I watched it is the one Poacher trying to pronounce "Packaderm 3 times and giving up and just saying "we captured a paka, packer, derm, We caught an elephant"
The Little Mermaid (2023)
Not the casts fault, entirely
The visuals and character design of wildlife is embarrassing. CG water effects are an embarrassment. Some of acting is definitely wooden and boring, but that's from bad direction and CG. Decision makers and designers need to be embarrassed.
Nothing but well wishes to entire cast, cast that Disney check and never look back. Can't wait to see what you do next in a reputable and properly produced film.
Disney has only made 2 good live action remakes. The Jungle Book (Jason Scott Lee one from mid 90s) and the fantastic Pete's Dragon remake from 10 years ago. My kids enjoy Lion King and Aladdin remakes but they're not for me. My kids weren't even interested in Little Mermaid.
No Time to Die (2021)
Average
Ita not bad, not the worst Bond film. Middle of road. No where near the highs of Casino Royale, Goldeneye, or Skyfall.
Cast is wasted. Rami Malek is barely in it, Christoph Waltz has been wasted as Blofeld. So much potential there wasted. Malek is good actor but is barely in this.
Craig went from broken and failing fitness tests in Skyfall to back in top form 2 films later?
New 007 was good and I wouldn't mind her getting her own movie.
Ralph Fiennes is great as M and new Q is good. Keep going with this cast.
Skyfall was the high point Craig's bond should have gone out on.
Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)
Good not great
Predictable and formulaic. Fire CG was bad in places. But I was a fire fighter, so it gets points that way. Probably a 6 for most audiences. It's slightly above average film.
Cast was very good. Aidan is a fun actor to watch play a villain. Watch it and turn your brain off. You'll have a good time.
Synchronic (2019)
Good Sci Fi
Good science fiction film. Has its flaws but isn't held back by them. It's a high 7 almost an 8. Watch this film.
Papillon (2017)
Watch the Original
Cast was good. Just unnecessary remake. Skip this watch the original.
Manhunter (1986)
Dont Overlook
Only reason I knew this film existed was buying boxset of Hannibal films and I was cheated for that reason.
Go into this film pretending Hopkins version of Dr Lecter doesn't exist.
Just as good and a more realistic film that is on par with the remake Red Dragon.