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Night Fire (1994)
Underrated
This film is criminally underrated. Sure, it's weird and over-the-top and completely unbelievable; but it's a "late night" movie.
Shannon Tweed's character and her husband are going through a bit of a rough patch. Mainly because she's not kinky. So her husband hires two criminals to come to the house and pretend that their car broke down and basically have sex in front of them all weekend. I mean who hasn't been there? Right?
Like I said, the movie is far from believable but it is entertaining and very sexy. Mostly because of Rochelle Swanson. Shannon Tweed has a few good scenes too but the sex appeal belongs to Swanson in this movie.
I won't get into the ending but this movie is easily a 6/10. I don't know who the hell watches this kind of movie and then gives it a 1/10. What the hell were you expecting? Basic Instinct?
This is a low-budget erotic thriller. If you like these kinds of films you should like this one. You know who you are.
The Boulet Brothers' Halfway to Halloween TV Special (2023)
Really bad
I was quite excited when I saw all the famous names in the opening credits. Then the show started.
It's pretty terrible. I have never heard of the Boulet Brothers but I'm always up for a Halloween special, even if it is in May. The idea is great, but Shudder really needs to stick with Joe Bob and Elvira when doing things like this. The Boulet Brothers were not funny, not scary and not interesting. And I was sad to see Matthew Lillard and Kevin Smith stooping to this level.
The skits were cringeworthy, and not in a scary good way. I was embarrassed for the actors. I could barely watch the camp segment. The acting and the writing was just horrible.
If this is the future of Shudder I will be canceling my subscription.