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Grissom: Nick, say 'Silk, Silk, Silk'
Nick: Silk, Silk, Silk
Grissom: What do Cows Drink?
Nick: Milk
Grissom: No, cows drink water...they produce milk
Nick and Warrick are in the locker room:
Sara:(To Warrick) Fine Suit.
Sara: (To Nick who is shirtless) And...well just fine.
Nick: Hey that's Harrassment.
Sara: We have one locker room. It's my job to be observant.
Grissom: Have you ever smelt a fart and blamed the wrong guy?
Grissom: I want my guys back.
GRISSOM: Nick, 416, She says she knows you
CATHERINE: Former girlfriend?
NICK: That depends. Is she the assaulter or the assaulted?
SARA: You tell us�you like leather or lace
NICK: (laughs) I�m not going to answer that (turns to leave) lace
NICK: Did anyone ever tell you that you have a nice singing voice?
SARA: Yeah, if you like nails on chalkboards
Nick: Hey, Greg
Greg: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.
Nick: Cute toes?
Greg: Oh, ideal!
Nick: Mmm.
Greg: And none are longer than the big toe.
Nick: Mmm.
Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.
Nick: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!
Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg: Ahh, that's boring.
Nick: So, what do you think it is? Cocaine maybe?
Catherine: Nope.
Nick: How can you tell just by looking at it?
Catherine: Never you mind.
Catherine: So what were you in high school, Nick?
Nick: Me? I was... dependable.
Catherine: Dependable?
Warrick: He's trying to say he was unpopular.
Nick: Aww want me to make you a bottle and go night night?
Warrick: Aww want me to clock your jaw and make you go night night?
Nick: Leggo my Greggo
Nick: Well, it takes 10 minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial Road.
Warrick: Yeah?
Nick: Yeah, I had Greg run it.
Warrick: [laughing] That's classic!
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Jackass: Volume Two (2004)
A Must See!
If you have seen CKY and the Movie Jackass, than you know this movie will make you pee you pants. Weather it's The Cup Test, Plunger Wake up, or Snake River BMX this movie will make you laugh your a$$ off! This movie is the collection of all of the stunts from the Second Season. Great movie with great stunts and great performers to do them. Stars include Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Raab Himself, Rake Yohn, Wee Man(Jason Acuna), Preston Lacy, April, Phil, and Jess Margera, and Jeff Termaine. Guest appearances by Tony Hawk and Mat Hoffman. Best Jackass DVD to date!
P.S. Don't forget to take the quiz at the end of the Movie! Don't miss a question or you'll be the Jackass!