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The Carpenter (1988)

What A Complete Waste Of Time!

[1/10 · 28 August 2005]

Whoever said this film was an "Excellent late 80's horror" must be out of their mind! This film is stupid, pointless and really old fashioned. Not to mention cheesy. It is nowhere near "intensely scary" or "sensitive". Just plain confusing. If this film is so good then why did it come from a bargain bin, and no I didn't buy it, my Dad did. Though the only thing I did like about it was that it was so stupid I had to laugh.

Oh and one more thing, Wing Hauser is nowhere near talented. Actually, I could do a better job.

1/10 - complete claptrap.

*YaWn*

Sorry if I caused any offence to anyone concerned. If I did, then shame on you!

Thumbelina (1994)

Brilliant!!!!!

[8/10 · 5 June 2005]

I totally disagree which Pynchov. How dare he say the film was terrible. The way he describes it makes it sound like a horror movie. This film was absolutely brilliant. It was fun, enjoyable, enchanting and had some memorable characters. I have had the video for years and I would still watch it. The songs in the movie were inspiring and the scenes were picture-perfect. It was nothing like that totally rubbish 2003 Thumbelina and Tom Thumb film. People must see the 1994 version!!!!! I think the frog characters were excellent and some of the songs they came out with were really funny. The beetle ball was a great scene and looked really unusual. The scenes were beautiful. Full of luscious green fields and beautiful flowers, it was so inspiring! One of the best characters was Jacquimo! I loved his accent!! Thumbelina and Cornelius were the perfect fairy tale couple in a perfect fairy-tale film.