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Horrible Histories: The Movie - Rotten Romans (2019)
Not. Funny.
It seems like no one even knows what this movie should be. A copy of Monty Python's Life of Brian, a highschool musical or a movie parody like Scary Movie but based on a historical documentary never existed.
It's just a bad movie only hardcore fans of the show can stand this movie to the end. Maybe.
I couldn't.
At least some good actors try to save this mess. But even they seem not to know what they are doing.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
What the frickin hell....????
Really? This is it? The triumphant finally? Something so predictable and.... stupid?
It's a failure. You think Solo was bad? Well, at least it has a story and a real surprise at its end.
First time the emporer was to hear in a trailer I was kidding like "Bet Rei is the emperor's grand child". Well, guess what - she is.
Really? You didn't get a better idea for some twists and ideas than a guy who only enjoys watching good movies? Shame on you.
That's no story. That's the paltry try to save a misguided trilogy with lots and lots of unnecessary fan service.
That's much worse than the most boring two hour long hunt for a starship in Episode 8 where even the dumbest people in the audience must have ask theirselfs why the First Order didn't ask for a second ship to cut off the path of the resistance ship? I mean.. hellooooo.... first order has at least more than two ships, right? Even the debates in the Galactic Senate has been more exciting.
J.J. Abrams did it: he made a movie with a much worse story than Sucker Punch and fights as ridicolous as in Enter the Ninja.
La influencia (2019)
Try not to fall asleep
The movie tries to tell an interesting story in a style that reminds us of Petsemetary. But even though it's not the usual stuff we see the plot is still prrfictable.
Camera and actors are pretty good. Unfortunately the movie is too long. Often scenes are unnecessary for the story e.g. the family meeting or simply too long. Even when you think the finale is coming the story continues with another boring and partly unnecessary 15 minutes.
Maybe the story had more power if it was a compressed to a 45 or 60 minute episode of a modern 'Tales rom the Crypt'