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The Crew (2021)
Kevin's on fire!
Suffers from a multitude of deficits. Mainly, it's not funny. Comedy by committee; it's written by a team of 12. Laugh track actually helps with the energy level, but TBH, it's a dumpster fire.
The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)
Hoag's false teeth appear to be slipping
Why why why?
Full credit to Hoags for giving it a shot.
But don't waste your time.
A Rainy Day in New York (2019)
Wet day inside with Woody Allen...
A milquetoast Holden Caufield is uncomfortably out of place in this rehash of masterpiece "Manhattan".
The characters play purposefully phony. Piano plays, mild witticisms are traded, rain falls. Oscar Wilde turns in his grave.
This doddery film suffers from the 84 year old director's male gaze. There is no place for it.
No charm, cinematography uneven. Selena Gomez stands out.
Muck (2015)
Puerile, puerile, puerile.
The biggest spoiler I can mention about this film is that the Director, Steve Wolsh, is a graduate of Georgetown University with a major in marketing and management.
So his concept went like this: 'What does a horror flick need to sell?'
Now veterans of the horror genre would say story, story, story.
Steve's answer: Tits and Ass.
Apparently the film was funded via Kickstarter. All I can say to potential contributors for the 2nd round of funding for this series is: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T. This man doesn't deserve your money. Mr Wolsh doesn't have the necessary skill set to make movies - nor will he ever have.
Well, perhaps only ones that don't need plot, sensible dialogue or actors that can actually act. Ones that come out of the San Fernando valley.
Hey Steve, I hear there's a lot of money to be made exploiting women in that particular genre!
If I could give this film a negative rating I would.