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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Absolutely Dreadful
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse with Anderson's Resident Evil film series he proved me wrong. Retribution is downright abysmal. There is nothing redeeming about this movie. The action is stupid and over the the top. The CGI looks awful. The story is paper thing and once again bastardizes main characters from the game series. Previous characters from the last garbage fest movie don't even show up and are just briefly mentioned. This is hands down the worst one in the series so far and considering what the series is as a whole that's really saying something.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Absolutely painful.
You're a young child and it's Christmas morning. You race downstairs to the living room where the tree is. Underneath the tree is a big wrapped box with your name on it. Excited, you grab the box and rip the paper off eager to see what's inside. When you open the box all there is, is a giant package of tube socks. You feel extremely disappointed, and become sad.
Watching Batman V Superman is like receiving socks as a kid on Christmas morning only multiplied by 100. This movie is long, preachy, and poorly written. Features an incredibly cringey and awful performance by Jesse Eisenberg. Batman spending 90% of the movie trying to kill Superman only to be stopped by a safe word. Batman's safe word(again). A villain shoehorned in at the last minute. It reminds me a lot of Joel Schumacher's 1997 hemorrhoid Batman and Robin. That movie was a mess, and this movie is a mess as well. It took 20 years but there is finally another Batman film that's comparable to that awful movie. While that movie was campy and stupid, this movie is dull, and so poorly paced you will have to do everything you can to stay awake. 2016 wasn't kind to DC, and considering what came after this oh boy. Please James Gunn save the DCEU before it's too late.
Baiohazâdo: Anburera kuronikuruzu (2007)
A dull asset flip that provides little in the way of lore.
Umbrella Chronicles is nothing more than a fan service asset flip that does little to add anything to the lore. Unless you count a scenario where you go to Russia and fight a painfully generic boss as adding to the lore. The overall package is dull and boring and brings nothing to the table.