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The Walking Dead: What's Been Lost (2022)
Season 11, Episode 20
10/10
I hate Daryl and Carol for what they did to my favorite character
26 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I hate Daryl and Carol for what they did. Lance Hornsby was my favorite character. After all the good things that he did for so many people he should have not been killed off.

Daryl and Carol are not honorable people. They are killers and can't be trusted. They have no good qualities.

Goodbye Lance Hornsby. You were actually a pretty good guy.

I hate Daryl and Carol for what they did. Lance Hornsby was my favorite character. After all the good things that he did for so many people he should have not been killed off.

Daryl and Carol are not honorable people. They are killers and can't be trusted. They have no good qualities.

Goodbye Lance Hornsby. You were actually a pretty good guy.
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The Walking Dead: Thank You (2015)
Season 6, Episode 3
10/10
A song for Glenn Rhee
17 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Goodbye, Glenn Rhee Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you kind of lame

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a walker in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would've liked to know you But I was just a kid Your walker blood burned out long before Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough The toughest role you ever played The Walking Dead created a superstar And pain was the price you paid Even when you died Oh, the press still hounded you All the papers had to say Was that Glenn got eaten by walkers in the nude.

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a walker in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would've liked to know you But I was just a kid Your walker blood burned out long before Your legend ever did

Goodbye, Glenn Rhee Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled Goodbye, Glenn Rhee From the young man in front of his television screen Who sees you as something more than just a pizza delivery guy More than just our Glenn Rhee

And it seems to me you lived your life Like a walker in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would've liked to know you But I was just a kid Your walker blood burned out long before Your legend ever did Your walker bblood burned out long before Your legend ever did.

I liked this episode. Goodbye Glenn Rhee.
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10/10
My favorite movie of all time
2 November 2022
I saw this movie many years ago when I lived on our farm. We only had two channels and maybe there was two or three movies a week on them.

This movie is scary and has a great mystery. The black lead character is wonderful. He's a tough guy.

I just watched again after 20 years. I've been saving it to watch.

The "werewolf break" at the end is one of the greatest moments in movie history

Here are some long words I want you to read. They are real words

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10/10
Mekhi Phifer Ruined this wonderful movie
28 October 2022
His angry black man routine was terrible. He was a very angry black boy. I'm not sure why he was so angry but he was. I hate him so much. Listening to him yell around was sickening. I would have smashed his little head.

Everything else about the movie was great. One of the best slashers I have ever seen.

Mekhi Phifer Is really angry that's for sure.

His angry black man routine was terrible. He was a very angry black boy. I'm not sure why he was so angry but he was. I hate him so much. Listening to him yell around was sickening. I would have smashed his little head.

Everything else about the movie was great. One of the best slashers I have ever seen.

Mekhi Phifer Is really angry that's for sure.
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Better Call Saul: Nippy (2022)
Season 6, Episode 10
10/10
Jimmy was wrong about one thing
3 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Jeff could easily turn Jimmy in. All he would have to do is demand full immunity for his shoplifting crime in exchange for the whereabouts of one of America's most wanted fugitives.

Jimmy isn't as smart as he thinks.

How come we need 600 character for a review? Wtf it's not an essay. I can't do 600 characters so here's a song:

She's A Lady / Tom Jones

Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.

Well she always knows her place.

She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.

Talkin' about that little lady, And the lady is mine.

Well she's never in the way Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.

I can leave her on her own Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.

She's a lady.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's a lady.

Talkin' about that little lady, And the lady is mine.

Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her.

Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.

What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay.

Hey, hey, hey.

Well she knows what I'm about, She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy, Well she knows me through and through, She knows just what to do, and how to please me.

She's a lady.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's a lady.

Talkin' about that little lady

And the lady is mine.

Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady Listen to me baby, She's a Lady Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady And the Lady is mine Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady Talkin about this little lady Whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa and the lady is mine Yeah yeah She's a Lady And the Lady is mine.
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Better Call Saul: Fun and Games (2022)
Season 6, Episode 9
10/10
Jimmy and Kim are despicable and evil
29 August 2022
I hope they die or rot in prison for what they did to Howard

They are the two most evil characters in the show. They ruined a great man named Howard. Howard's wife's life is also ruined. I hope they suffer.

How come we need 600 character for a review? Wtf it's not an essay.

I hope they die or rot in prison for what they did to Howard

They are the two most evil characters in the show. They ruined a great man named Howard. Howard's wife's life is also ruined. I hope they suffer.

I hope they die or rot in prison for what they did to Howard

They are the two most evil characters in the show. They ruined a great man named Howard. Howard's wife's life is also ruined. I hope they suffer.

I hope they die or rot in prison for what they did to Howard

They are the two most evil characters in the show. They ruined a great man named Howard. Howard's wife's life is also ruined. I hope they suffer.
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Unaware (I) (2010)
10/10
A very good horror movie
16 August 2022
This was a very good horror movie. It had a good set up and the last ten minutes or so was very frightening.

This is the type of found footage movie I like

Prepare to be scared.
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The Walking Dead: Hunted (2021)
Season 11, Episode 3
10/10
I hated Maggie's new friends so for me this was a wonderful episode
14 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I wanted Negan to bash their skulls in from the moment I first seen them. Unfortunately that didn't happen but I am very glad that they were finally killed off anyway. I also hate that traitor Maggie and Negan left in the church. It would be nice if someone executes him soon

As much as I hate Maggie I kind of don't want Negan to kill her. I wanted her to die but for some reason I don't mind her living

I wish wimpy Daryl would die

Great episode.
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Leaving D.C. (2012)
10/10
In my top five movies of all time
10 August 2022
One of the scariest I've ever seen. The flute playing and the cat skull are terrifying. Watch and you will be scared. Don't watch alone. I liked the ending.
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Better Call Saul: Black and Blue (2022)
Season 6, Episode 5
I like Howard but hate Kim and Jimmy
24 July 2022
I wish they would leave Howard alone. Howard seems like a very nice person. I hope things end very badly for Kim and Jimmy. They are two villains that I do not like.

Overall it was a decent episode.
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Game of Thrones: The Last of the Starks (2019)
Season 8, Episode 4
10/10
I have been cheering for the Lannister's since the beginning and they are winning!
20 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Queen Cersei Lannister is the best character in the show. Tywin was my favorite until he was murdered by the little dwarf. I hope someone kills the annoying dwarf. I hate him more than any other character.

I'm glad that frizzy haired woman got beheaded. That was my favorite part.

I hope the mountain kills the hound

This was a great episode. Queen Cersei Lannister is actually doing it. Huzzah!
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The Wire: Clarifications (2008)
Season 5, Episode 8
1/10
A little thief got what he deserved
18 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Probably the most hated character finally gets put down. Nobody likes a thief and Omar was nothing but a dirty degenerate thief. I'm so happy. Best episode since that bum Wallace got put down. Yee Haw!

Review by: Black Noodle Enterprises.
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Breaking Bad: Rabid Dog (2013)
Season 5, Episode 12
1/10
This is why all of the Breaking Bad fans hate Jesse
15 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
He's a mental junkie rat who has ruined Walt's life. Since season one Jesse has been ruining everything for Walt. In this episode he becomes a rat. I hope Walt kills Jesse and Hank. That episode will get a 10/10.
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Breaking Bad: Confessions (2013)
Season 5, Episode 11
1/10
Every bad thing that happens to Walt is because of Jesse
15 July 2022
I hate Jesse. Walt should have killed him off in season one. Jesse is the reason everything went bad with Gus. He will probably rat out Walt. He's a mental junkie. I hope Walt kills Jesse and Hank. It was a decent episode but should have ended at episode 8.
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The Wire: Transitions (2008)
Season 5, Episode 4
1/10
I hope Marlo kills Omar the thief soon
14 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I hope Marlo kills Omar the thief soon. I hate thieves and I hate Omar. Marlo takes care of business this episode. Marlo is my favorite character. Stringer was my other favorite character. I hope Marlo avenges stringer.
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Breaking Bad: Buried (2013)
Season 5, Episode 10
1/10
It's alright but should have ended at episode 8
12 July 2022
Walt wouldn't have left that book in the bathroom for Hank to find at the end of episode 8. The people behind this show are trying to tell us that crime doesn't pay. I can tell you first hand that it pays a lot.

Walt won as far as I'm concerned.

Review by: Black Noodle Enterprises.
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Death Ship (1980)
10/10
One of the best horror movies of all time
11 July 2022
It scared the cucumber out of me when I was a kid and it's still scary now. Don't watch it alone. Many bad things happen on this ship of death.

Review by: Black Noodle Enterprises.
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The Shrine (2010)
10/10
Very scary and great ending
10 July 2022
This is one of my favorite movies. The scene with the statue in the forest is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

The ending will surprise you

Review by "Big Black Noodle" Enterprises.
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Game of Thrones: Winterfell (2019)
Season 8, Episode 1
10/10
I hope someone mentions Rickon
7 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I don't think anyone has mentioned that he died yet. Is John the only one who knows? Did he forget to tell everyone? Shouldn't Bran know since he sees everything? Anyway, goodbye Rickon. You were a good little boy. You are not forgotten by me

It was a good episode. I like the Night King. It was cool what he did to that little boy at the end. He has style. I'm cheering for him to win this war.
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Breaking Bad: Blood Money (2013)
Season 5, Episode 9
1/10
Jesse is the dumbest little character ever
5 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
He's weak and pathetic. Now I know why he's the most hated character in the show. Jesse should have been killed off in season one. I hope he dies soon. Also why would Walt keep that book in the bathroom. He's a master genius. He wouldn't make that mistake.

I hope Walt kills Hank.
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Breaking Bad: Gliding Over All (2012)
Season 5, Episode 8
10/10
I wish the show ended here
4 July 2022
All of Walt's hard work finally pays off and he is all set to happily retire. This would have been a good ending because Walt worked so hard during the series. I hope in the end he prevails and is able to live in peace.
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Game of Thrones: Eastwatch (2017)
Season 7, Episode 5
10/10
Dickon
4 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
He was becoming one of my favorite characters and then he got killed. It was a good episode but I didn't like that Dickon got killed. Dickon was a good soldier and very loyal to his father.
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Quiz (2020)
10/10
I always thought that they were innocent and now I believe it
4 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I always thought that they were innocent and now I believe it. They were found guilty but they should have been found innocent because the evidence against them was not very strong.

It was a pretty good show.
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Brotherhood: Matthew 22:10 (2006)
Season 1, Episode 11
10/10
The best show in TV history
28 May 2022
It's too bad nobody watched it because it is the best. This was a suspenseful episode with a great cliffhanger at the end. I can't wait for the next season.
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Sons of Anarchy: Red Rose (2014)
Season 7, Episode 12
10/10
The psycho Queen got what she deserved
2 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Gemma, the most hated villain in tv history finally got what she deserved. I wish she would have gotten killed in season one. She single handedly destroyed the biker gang herself. I'm so happy the smug queen is dead. Juice was a little wimp so I'm glad he's dead to.
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