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Sverige åt svenskarna (1980)
Greatest trainwreck i swedish movie history
A movie that fails in every aspect. A comedy that is not funny. It contains the greatest movie and comedy stars i Sweden at the time (1980). Yet there is not one funny or entertaining scene. Sverige åt svenskarna (Sweden for the swedes) is extremely badly made. Sound, light, story - everything. It makes Captain Yellowbeard look funny! It was supposed to cost 4 miljons. It ended on 20 millions (apparently because of costumes). Today (2019) the money is still missing. Therefore it cannot be showed i Sweden. Fiasco, bankruptcy and the man who made it went to prison because of unpaid bills. The story? Hard to say, sweden needs a new king. English, french and germans are interested. But it ends with Sweden for the swedes.
Eye of the Beast (2007)
Not good
A total ripoff of Humaniods from the deep 1980, including the bound at the end between whites and native americans. See the original, skip this. Waste of time.
Café na Cama (1973)
Porn without the porn
A film about a gorgeous blonde girl who looks for a job, and have a few meetings with guys when she is looking for it. There are many close ups of her beautiful legs. But that's it. We never see her full frontal. When there is supposed to be action, they fade out. The story is boring and pointless. She just meets men after men. Not even a beautiful blonde girl with gorgeous legs in her underwear can save this movie. And worst or all, the movie is really badly made. At one point the light is so low that the screen is completely black. That's amateur filmmaking! It's not exactly a waste of time, but it is not a film worth seeing. Find a ordinary movie with Griffin Drew without clothes and you will have a lot more fun.