I saw this movie on Showtime on Demand and though I watched all 83 minutes of it, I did this for one specific reason: SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
This movie was terrible. The script was so bad that even a cast of good actors (Thomas Jane, Aaron Eckhart, Mickey Rourke) couldn't save it. It was hard to find any sympathy for any of the completely two dimensional characters.
And then I found out that director Skip Woods was also responsible for that movie "Swordfish" with John Travolta & Halle Berry. You know that movie, right? The one that Halle Berry kept telling people to go see because she bared her breasts in it? Yeah. That guy. Same asshole.
This is the kind of movie that would be watchable as a drinking game, if only because you'd be blurry enough by the end of the movie to pass out before you could remember how terrible it was.
This movie was terrible. The script was so bad that even a cast of good actors (Thomas Jane, Aaron Eckhart, Mickey Rourke) couldn't save it. It was hard to find any sympathy for any of the completely two dimensional characters.
And then I found out that director Skip Woods was also responsible for that movie "Swordfish" with John Travolta & Halle Berry. You know that movie, right? The one that Halle Berry kept telling people to go see because she bared her breasts in it? Yeah. That guy. Same asshole.
This is the kind of movie that would be watchable as a drinking game, if only because you'd be blurry enough by the end of the movie to pass out before you could remember how terrible it was.
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