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The Girl from Plainville (2022)
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Everything
This show is terrible. The acting is awful, the writing is preposterous, and the direction is ludicrous.
When texting they put them together live action. Why? That's not clever, it's really dumb.
Elle Fanning is horrible; the acting is forced and awkward to watch. The guy who plays "CoCo" is likewise terrible. And Chloe S., my god. I normally like her but she has one flat expression every episode- and when she finds out her son died, she looks like she maybe lost a nice tennis ball, not her child. Based off these performances, I wouldn't give any of these people a GAP commercial, much less a limited series.
How did this get made? How could no one involved not see what a disaster this was on every level?
Do yourself a favor and tune into static for a few hours. It's more entertaining and less painful to watch.
The Fight Before Christmas (2021)
Horrible, Delightfully Fun, and Absolutely Insane
Loved this. It was bonkers. Nothing made sense: not the plot, the character arcs, the conflicts, the romances, the dialogue, the settings, the editing, the music, the ending, or... well, anything.
You know that feeling you get when you stare at a strobe light too long? Sick, disoriented, and kinda woozy? Turn that feeling into a feature length Christmas film and you've got "Christmas is Canceled"
10/10 Highly recommended A+
(Plus the guy's a great photographer apparently, so that's cool.)