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Untraceable (2008)
3/10
What a terrible movie
13 June 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was awful. It seemed to me that the movie went from idea to finished product in about 2 weeks. Here is why this movie (and others like it) makes me so mad.

I can suspend disbelief for a movie, to a certain point. I can buy into the existence of ghosts and demons, the supernatural, space travel, laser guns, and so on. I cannot ignore the patently ridiculous when realism should be expected. Some examples:

Diane Lane is a low level night shift key pounder. All of a sudden, she is the task force leader of the most high profile FBI case in the country. She didn't show a single instance of leadership before or during her tenure as task force "leader". In fact, when her friend called in and said I think I am on to something, I'll tell you about it later, I laughed out loud. How about saying, "no, tell me about it now. This is more important than your dating life". Or "Why didn't you tell me about this at our twice daily update meetings that a task force of this magnitude has?" As soon as he hung up without passing on the information, my movie brain said he is the next to die, and my professional brain said if he dies it is her fault for being a terrible leader and manager.

They have discovered a hacker with the ability to make his IP address untraceable. This is a huge deal, and I can easily suspend disbelief for that piece. I cannot excuse the idea that the NSA wouldn't be interested in helping. Untraceable IP addresses could potentially cause a huge security risk for the country, and could also be exploited to be used BY our country for espionage. The idea that the NSA wouldn't be interested is ludicrous.

There were many other smaller issues, like when she picked up the phone on the bridge and said "I am an FBI Agent! Connect me!" I laughed out loud. I'll have to try that next time. Apparently operators these days are pretty trusting. But by this point the plot holes were so glaring that I was only continuing to watch because I was with my wife.

Overall, a decent and original idea, terribly done.
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Collateral (2004)
8/10
again and again and again.....
7 April 2007
Warning: Spoilers
There are only about a dozen or so movies that I can watch over and over again, and enjoy it every time. This is right at the top of my list. I usually like Cruise, dislike Foxx, and hate Mann, but wow, do they all come together in this one. The story is like an episode of Seinfeld, in that several seemingly incongruous events, characters, and plot lines all criss cross, without the people realizing it until the end. Yes, there are some gaping holes, such as Max not doing more to escape or get rescued (there are easily a half dozen situations where he could have gotten away), or why he didn't tell the cop he handcuffed that the US Attorney was in grave danger, but the movie gels so well, you just don't care. I always tell myself that even though he is calm, Max's world has been ripped out from under him, and it is amazing that he can think as well as he is anyways.

Mr. Mann, you have created a true masterpiece. I think this is the movie that Spielberg tried for and missed when he made Munich.
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2/10
Arthur and the Unwatchables - possible spoilers
13 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Just saw this with my son (4) and his friend (6). I was utterly bored, and even they were unimpressed. I understand that these movies are aimed at kids, and if there is something for the adults who are in the room, then that is just gravy. But there are so many high quality animated movies out there (Incredibles, Toy Story, Aladdin, etc) that it shocks me that stuff like this gets green-lit. The story made no sense, even for the 6 year old. She kept asking me why does the grandpa need to sign something to keep the house? Can't granny do it? If a 6 year old is catching plot holes, they must be pretty big.

Let's tell the studios, once again: big name voices don't draw audiences. High quality stories with coherent plots, with liberal doses of action, comedy, and a feel good ending that keeps kids riveted and makes adults say "I'm glad I saw it" is what draws audiences. Unfortunately, this movie will make money, just because kid's movies are somewhat limited options. The studios will rightly see that even though the flick is unwatchable crap, it will turn a profit, so let's crank out the sequels as fast as we can draw (Land Before Time 2, 3, 4, Aladdin 2, 3, etc.)and send them straight to video, where the break even point is much more reachable. I know that quality animated movies are possible - I've seen them. The bar has been set much higher than this movie attempts to reach.
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