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1/10
Even worse than you could imagine.
26 May 2022
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Apparently Tobe Hooper thought what we needed to see in a dark comedy sequel was a sexually frustrated Leatherface getting off on his screaming victim with his chainsaw, later dressing her in captivity with her coworker's skinned face.

This movie is horrible. There are no characters written with care, despite there only being like seven to work with. Stretch has so little agency that it's actually disrespectful, she barely even has a personality. Dennis Hopper is just here, with a big presence at the beginning but then suddenly disappears for most of the film only to crawl back at the end. L. G. Has glimpses of a personality and development, but he's killed before it goes anywhere. None of the villains have true character, they have 'modes.' Chop Top is on crazy mode: an off-the-wall "Ooh, soooo insane," bloodthirsty Mike Matei. Cook has geezer mode: shouting about every possible thing and dropping in outdated curses. I bet the writers must have thought it hilarious punishing Jim Seidow by writing his dialogue as a cyclical list of cantankerous, shouted obscenities? Lazy. They try to characterize Leatherface by having him 'fall in love' with Stretch, but he does so by, again, simulating r*pe with his chainsaw and keeping Stretch in captivity. And keep in mind that the movie trying to be funny so, frankly, it feels revolting to watch.

The tonal juxtapositions cannot be compared to any film. The set and locations are gorgeous, with great lighting, and the final act has a surreal, foggy look to it, which elevates the introduction of Chop Top to one of the greatest villain introductions, but that is followed by an excruciatingly uncomfortable, horribly unfunny, and long torture scene where L. G. is beaten with a hammer. That's one of the biggest issues: the pacing. It really is just terrible. Right from the introductory scene with the two kids driving and wildly shooting guns, it goes on for ages. The length of these scenes does two things: saps all humor to be had and doubles down on the uncomfort and tastelessness of the graphic scenes. Repeat for the entire film. The pacing deflates the climax so that when Dennis Hopper is coming to save the day, it feels like he's purposely crawling to the showdown. The pacing combined with the one-note characters and repetitive dialogue is a purgatory.

This movie shouldn't be disliked because it's different from the first movie, it should be disliked because it is terribly cut and written, has no excuses for itself as to why it should continue, and does not nearly achieve what it set out to accomplish.
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6/10
Decent film!
9 December 2018
I am a huge horror fan and usually dislike demonic posession movies, but I found this one to be surprisingly effective. Heres a short list of some of my thoughts:

-The setting is interesting and the buildup to the climax is actually pretty damn great. -Cinematography is great across the board -Acting is really good -Main character has depth and her personal story never interferes or feels tacked on with the rest of the film

  • i found the climax and the ending to be incredibly lackluster, however. So the great buildup fell pretty flat on its face if you ask me.
  • theres quite a few jumpscares that will piss people off, but I didnt find them particularly egregious.


I recommend it!
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Bunni (2013)
10/10
A Masterpiece of "So-Bad-It's-Good" Filmmaking
29 April 2017
This is going to be very short because this film needs to be experienced.

This movie is THE masterpiece of the "so-bad-it's-good" genre. EVERYTHING is terrible: how it looks, the story, the plot... Yet it is simply one of the most entertaining and enjoyable movies I've ever seen. It also is lacking the problem that most movies in the genre has which is that there are no scenes that I felt where it dragged on.

The thing is, I want to discuss the rest of the movie sooooo bad, but I just want anyone who watches it to go in as blind as possible.
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Lifted (2010)
1/10
Enter and view the life of the slightly mature baby and his struggles with his bland and 2D surroundings.
5 July 2013
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This movie is the most broken and predictable film i have ever seen. At the beginning, i admit i was intrigued by the plot of the Mothers drug problems but then that plot gets thrown out the window like a sack of BREADWHEAT. And thats basically what happens with all the somewhat decent plots in this movie. What happened to Uriah's bully problems? Apparently it doesn't matter. None of these sub plots really have any affect on the main plot that is randomly thrown into the fray like a sack of BREADWHEAT.

Yeah, the main plot is just randomly put in. Its a pathetic introduction of the main plot. He picks up a flier and is like 'o man i can do dis' and then thats it. Thats how its introduced. And all of this is made worse by the most PREDICTABLE and AWFUL plot twist i saw miles away. The acting is as cringey as that person who would sing in front of your class in high school. None of the acting is believable. Its bloody awful. Especially the pastor character and Uriah's character. Everyone says this movie is sad, and genuine. Its not. Never watch it. The music sucks.
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2/10
A hideously boring and bland film that idolizes the pretentious Mel Gibson
5 July 2013
First of all, i have not seen any Mel Gibson films, and i wont be anytime soon. Unless of course i want a good laugh, which is the only positive thing that is to come from such a bad movie.

My main annoyance with Get the Gringo is the fact that none of the characters are likable. Every character including Mel himself are bland 2d shells of people who have nothing redeeming about them. Almost every character is doing something bad at almost all times of the movie. We literally do not care about any of the characters by the end of the movie. Another flaw about the character Mel plays is that he is apparently superman. He will dodge any bullet, influence anybody he wants, commit any crime without being seen. It gets to the point where its annoying to watch and reveals to you how much people care of the mediocre actor Mel Gibson.

The plot itself is quite cliché and boring. There nothing that will suck you in and interest you. Nothing is memorable. Its literally a cliché action movie, milked from a dead cow.

Why i gave this a two: its funny because of how bad it is. But even the hilariousness does t save this garbage.

Do not allow your eyes to be witness of this barely watchable motion picture.

The soundtrack sucks too.
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