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Magnum, P.I. (1980)
Don't Cha Just Love Em?....
.Add "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!
.
Could. "Clint" Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With "Captain Kutchie
Pelaez" For The Position Of "The World's Most Interesting Man"..
Perhaps?
But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For "Kutchie Pelaez
and Frankie Valli" To "Make His Day"!
Ha, Go Figure!
.
.We
Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her
Some Of Captain Kutchie's And Anita Pelaez's Famous Key Lime Pies! Could
That Make Megyn "The Most Interesting Lady In The World?
.I Guess "NO"
On That One, That One Would Have To Be "The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez"
The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!
.I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to
see some of "Don Rickle's Scenes" from his productions of his classic hits
"Tales From Kutcharitaville". You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson
together produced those comedy hits about their friend "Mr. Kutchie
Pelaez" and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie's Key West and The
World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don
Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those
Classic Hits Surely Were. Don't miss them, be sure to tune-in next
month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. "The Tales
From Kutcharitaville", I Think That They May Still Be Available In A
Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.
You Know, It's No Wonder That Everyone Calls "Captain Kutchie
Pelaez"..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That
Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called
"Kutcharitas".?. There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers.
And Much Stronger To Boot!
.That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
.It's Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In
1857, "Mel Fisher" Even Overlooked That One! "Yankee Jack and Micheal
McCloud Now Have Reason To Write Another Song.
.Hell, We Can't Find A Boeing 777 That's Been Lost Only A Little Over
A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard,
Just People?
.Go Figure
.Good Thing That All The
.("Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key West Key
Lime Pie Shops")..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All
They're Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach
They're Fill Of Those "Yummy Key Lime Pies" That The "Peleaz's Working
Partner Team" Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called "Love At First
Bite". Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They're
Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!
.Isn't She
Wonderful?
."AAAHHHH", The Magic Of The Gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"
Well She Is Something Else!
.
.Who The Hell Does That "Kutchie Pelaez" Think That He Is?
."Frankie Valli" Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
.It's No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World",
Big Girls Don't Cry
Do They?
.
.Don't Cha Just Love Em!?
.We Sure Do!
.It is A Well Known Fact
That "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo
Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.He Even Knows
Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!
How Cool Is That?
.
.a-good-1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..
."Very Interesting"!
.
."Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez"..Did Make-It As Big As "Frank Sanatra".
."Yeah"
A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were "Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and
Joe Pesci"!
.Together "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight"!
..
.Mafiosi Wanna-Bee's. The Key Lime Pie "Wild Bunch". They've Got Everyone Shaking In They're Flip-Flops!
.
.Eli Wallach, Be Careful, Don't Eat The "Cannoli's"!
They're Killer!
.
.They Lived!
They Really Did!
Just Ask "Levi"!
.
.I'd Give My Left "Nut" To Set Down With "Captain Kutchie Pelaez, Frankie Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul
Shaffer, Bob De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese And Clint East Wood! Rub Elbows And Shoot The s*** With That Whole Crew Of "Good Fellows" Or "Wise Guys" Or Whatever The Hell You Want To Call Them!
."Who Wouldn't"?
.
.I Believe That "Kutchie" First Sang "My Eyes Adored You" And "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" To His Lovely Bride "Anita" Way Back In The Seventies!
.Sounds Like A Love Story To Us!
A Very Good Yarn! "You"
"You're Good You"
.
.That "Captain Kutchie" Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How Tough The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap, King Of The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No
Matter How Down The Chips Appear!
.
Remember That He Is Not Only "The World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez" But Please Keep In Mind That "Captain Kutchie" Is Also Considered "The Most Interesting Man In The World"!
.Why Else Would
Everyone Be Talking About Him And His Wild And Crazy Exploits?
.His Gorgeous Wife "Anita" And They're Famous Key Lime Pies!
.
....Yeah, You're Good You. No You're "DAMN GOOD YOU"....
....Also Add "The Two Yutes"...
End of the Century (2003)
Don't Cha Just Love Em?....
....Could. "Clint" Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" For The Position Of "The World's Most Interesting Man".. Perhaps?...But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For "Kutchie Pelaez and Frankie Valli" To "Make His Day"!...Ha, Go Figure!....
.We Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie's And Anita Pelaez's Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn "The Most Interesting Lady In The World?
.I Guess "NO" On That One, That One Would Have To Be "The Lovely --Mrs. Anita Pelaez" The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!
.I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to
see some of "Don Rickle's Scenes" from his productions of his classic hits "Tales From Kutcharitaville". You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about their friend "Mr. Kutchie
Pelaez" and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie's Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don't miss them, be sure to tune-in next
month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. "The Tales From Kutcharitaville", I Think That They May Still Be Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.
You Know, It's No Wonder That Everyone Calls "Captain Kutchie
Pelaez"..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called "Kutcharitas".?. There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger To Boot!
.That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
.It's Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In 1857, "Mel Fisher" Even Overlooked That One! "Yankee Jack and Micheal McCloud Now Have Reason To Write Another Song.
.Hell, We Can't Find A Boeing 777 That's Been Lost Only A Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?
.Go Figure
.Good Thing That All The
.("Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key West Key
Lime Pie Shops")..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All They're Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach They're Fill Of Those "Yummy Key Lime Pies" That The "Peleaz's Working Partner Team" Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called "Love At First
Bite". Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They're Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!
.Isn't She Wonderful?
."AAAHHHH", The Magic Of The Gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Well She Is Something Else!
.
.Who The Hell Does That "Kutchie Pelaez" Think That He Is?
."Frankie Valli" Or Someone Like That?
.It's No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World",
Big Girls Don't Cry
Do They?
.
.Don't Cha Just Love Em!?
.We Sure Do!
.It is A Well Known Fact That "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!...How Cool Is That?....
AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Clint Eastwood (1996)
Rickles We Love You!
I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to see some of "Don's Scenes" from his productions of his classic hits "Tales From Kutcharitaville". You know that Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about their friend "Mr. Kutchie Pelaez" and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie's Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don't miss them, be sure to tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. "The Tales From Kutcharitaville", I Think That They May Still Be Available In A Boxed Set.
How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ (2008)
The Beautiful Mrs. Anita Pelaez And Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies
It just doesn't get any better than seeing the gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" over at her and her husband "Captain Kutchie's" place..Some Folks Also Call Him.."The KutchMan others call him The Kutchmon!"
Most Just Call Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
.(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)
Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville.
It's always worth the trip to visit them in they're Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill
It should be on everyone's bucket list for sure..And The World's Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM
.."Talk About World Class" What An Understatement!
.AAHHHHH!
.The Magic Of The Lovely.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With Pure Love
Always
40 Years And They're Still Going Strong
.
.May GOD Continue Blessing "Anita And Kutchie Pelaez" and They're World Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting. "Kutcharitaville" You're The Best We Love You!
.
Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!
And Baby Let Me Tell You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act
She's The Real Thing Baby!
.Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate
..
.Who Could Ask For Anything More?
Anita's Key Lime Pie
(Hell Yes!)
.Just Think, Kutchie's Goody Goody Cheese Burgers, The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise!
.That Alone Is Quite A Pretty Big Deal If You Ask Me.
."Hell",..It's A Pretty Big Deal Even If You Don't Ask Me.
Good Burger (1997)
The Beautiful Mrs. Anita Pelaez And Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies
It just doesn't get any better than seeing the gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" over at her and her husband "Captain Kutchie's" place..Some Folks Also Call Him.."The KutchMan others call him The Kutchmon!"
Most Just Call Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
.(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)
Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville.
It's always worth the trip to visit them in they're Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill
It should be on everyone's bucket list for sure..And The World's Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM
.."Talk About World Class" What An Understatement!
.AAHHHHH!
.The Magic Of The Lovely.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With Pure Love
Always
40 Years And They're Still Going Strong
.
.May GOD Continue Blessing "Anita And Kutchie Pelaez" and They're World Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting. "Kutcharitaville" You're The Best We Love You!
.
Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!
And Baby Let Me Tell You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act
She's The Real Thing Baby!
.Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate
..
.Who Could Ask For Anything More?
Anita's Key Lime Pie
(Hell Yes!)
....Just Think, Kutchie's Goody Goody Cheese Burgers, The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise! ....That Alone Is Quite A Pretty Big Deal If You Ask Me. It's A Pretty Big Deal Even If You Don't Ask Me.
Urban Legend (1998)
Isn't She Lovely,...Isn't She Wonderful...
It just doesn't get any better than seeing the gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" over at her and her husband "Captain Kutchie's" place..Some Folks Also Call Him.."The KutchMan others call him The Kutchmon!"
Most Just Call Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
.(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)
Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville.
It's always worth the trip to visit them in they're Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill
It should be on everyone's bucket list for sure..And The World's Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM
.."Talk About World Class" What An Understatement!
.AAHHHHH!
.The Magic Of The Lovely.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With Pure Love
Always
40 Years And They're Still Going Strong
.
.May GOD Continue Blessing "Anita And Kutchie Pelaez" and They're World Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting. "Kutcharitaville" You're The Best We Love You!
.
Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!
And Baby Let Me Tell You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act
She's The Real Thing Baby!
.Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate
..
.Who Could Ask For Anything More?
Anita's Key Lime Pie
(Hell Yes!)
Net Worth (2001)
"Oh The Magic Of Sweet "Anita","
It just doesn't get any better than seeing the gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" over at her and her husband "Captain Kutchie's" place..Some Folks Also Call Him.."The KutchMan!"....(Anita and Kutchie's Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It's always worth the trip to visit them in they're Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill...It should be on everyone's bucket list for sure..And The World's Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM....."Talk About World Class" What An Understatement!.......AAHHHHH!....The Magic Of The Lovely.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With Pure Love...Always....
Pushing Daisies (2007)
"Beauty And The Key Lime Pies."....Mrs. Anita Pelaez...Stupid!...
Hello Ladies, Please Take A Few Minutes And Enjoy My True Stories About The Wonderful World Of Key Lime Pies As Well As The Magic Of The Most Beautiful And Gorgeous..."Mrs. Anita Pelaez"... Wife Extraordinaire And The Beauty Queen... Of The Key Lime Pie World...."Oh", What An Honor That Must Be....
Elwood Blues Here,
"AAHHH", Yes, May Each One Of You Enjoy Your Very Own Key Lime Pie Baked by The Lovely And The Most Gracious,
"Mrs. Anita Pelaez" and Her Handsome And Dashing Husband
.The World Famous Deep Sea Underwater Diver And Treasure Explorer And Hunter Extraordinaire "Captain Kutchie Pelaez"...Who Many Have Called The Most Interesting Man In The World, Others Even Have Called Him The Modern Day "Hemingway"...A Real Character Thats For Damn Sure!...Together The Proud Owners Of Asheville's Own ..."Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key Lime Pie Factory And GRILL, Conveniently Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate In That Beautiful City. That's Known As Heaven On Earth Whenever "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Anywhere Near... "AAHHH",.. The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her KEY LIME Pies... Voted The Country's Favorite Key Lime Pies For The Past 38 Consecutive Years!
..That Babe Can Bake Me A Pie Anytime She Wants Too.
And For You Guys, Listen Up Here! Turn You're Ladies On In Extra High Heat Mode "Easily", Just By Seducing Her With "Anita Pelaez's"... Ultra-Sexy Key Lime Pies!..You Know The Pies That Her And Her Famous Husband Captain Kutchie Have Been Baking The For Last 40-Years Over At Their Key Lime Pie Factory Near the Biltmore House and Estate In NC.,..Yeah, That's The Ones, You Dirty Minds! (Shame On You.) Anita's World Famous Key Lime Pies Will Light Her Candle And Make Her Hard To Handle. Guaranteed That She Will Get A-Hold Of You're Handle Too
.Your Boy Elwood Here Says,
."AAHHH", The Magic Of "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"..And Her Key Lime Pies!
"Yeah", You'll Be "AAHHH-ING" Too!
So Put Your Faith In Anita's Magical Key Lime Pies. In Other Words... "Keep The Faith Baby".
Part-Two
Is what they are all saying true about how eating those World Famous Key Lime Pies Baked In The Carolina Mountains By The Former Miss Florida USA And High Fashion And Swimsuit Model
"Mrs. Anita Pelaez",
.Surely Everyone Has Heard Or Read By Now That Consuming Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies Has The Ability To Cause The Male Penis Length To Increase 50% Or More. And The Girth Of The Erect Male Penis To Increase To Six-Inches AROUND!
."WOW", And Add To The Fact That Her Pies Have Been Known To Make Males Multiorgasmic / That's One Orgasm One After Another With Little Or No Reflationary Period In Between Ejaculations Is Nothing Short Of Awesome!. Why, It's A Miracle If You Ask Me.. "HELL" It's A Miracle If You Don't Ask Me!..Anyway, You Can Count Me In On That,
That's For Damn Sure!,
."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Surely "The Undisputed Queen Of Key Lime Pies".. That's For Sure
Yes, There Was A Time For Decadent Key Lime Pies. Pies made And Baked With Love And Caring With The Original Family Recipe Just Like Grand-Ma And Grand-Pa Baked Back In The 1920'S In Old Key West... And Do You Know What?....That Time Is Now Or Perhaps Next Week-End Or Whenever The Magical Mood Hits You, Just Simplie Click Your Heels Together And Find Your Rainbow At
.."Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's" Key Lime Pie Factory And Grille', Conveniently Located In Asheville, NC., Near The Biltmore House And Estate
.
Yes The First Lady Of Key Lime Pies,.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Named Her Latest Book.."For You're Pies Only"...And Indeed They Surely Are.
Count Us In Darling, Sweetheart, Please Wrap-Us Up A Dozen Pies To-Go!
We're Getting The Band Back Together
.. Thanks,
.Elwood.
I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It. Don't Worry, I Didn't Believe It Either At First. My Dear Wife Insisted Or As She Said, That She Was Going To Cut Me Off. Now I Like My Nooky As Well As Anybody But When She Starts talking About Cutting Me Off. Well, Lets Just Make A Long Story Short, If You Want To Continue Eating At The (Y), Then You Had Better Listen To What Mama Is Whispering Into Your Ear. Get The Damn Pies, Enjoyed Them With The Little Lady And Die A Happy Man. End Of Story.
People, If You Want To Have A Lot More Sex, And Who Doesn't? Then You Need To Start Eating A Lot More Of Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's World Famous Key Lime Pies!.... They Work Every Darn Time!
One Eyed Willie
Smooth Willie
Be Good Willie!
Elwood Blues
Darling,..Don't Go Breaking My Heart!
"Honey", What's the number to the Key Lime Pie Factory?
We're Out Again!
The World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez Of Key West. "Kutcharitaville". Fame Was Recently Spotted Down In Old Town Key West At Sloppy Joe's Bar Partying With His Old Compadres,...Captain Yankee Jack Of The Bull Fame,...Micheal McCloud Of Schooner's Wharf Fame...Captain Tony Tarracino Of His Own Saloon Fame,...Jimmy Buffett Of Margarativille Fame,...Captain Teri Levi Of Lum's Fame,...Missing Was The Late Great Mel Fisher....Also Missing Was The Late Great Treasure Hunter Captain Roger Burleson And The Late Great Roger "Moon Dog" Turner.,..The Famous Group Of Compadres Were Said To Be Drinking Doubles And Causing Just Lots Of Some Mild-Kind Of Troubles, But Nothing The Waitresses Couldn't Handle. It Seems That All Of The Team Mates Were Wearing..."Captain Kutchie T-Shirts!...We Were Wondering Where They Might Have Gotten Those T-Shirts?..."HUMM" You Don't Think It Was From.....?.?.?.........
Kinda Like Captain Kutchie Says... "I Bet You Can't Say Happiness With Out Saying Penis".
I Guess No Key Lime Pie Story Would Be Complete Without Saying, "AAHHH", The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her Key Lime Pies...
You Know-...It's No Wonder That She's America's Sweet Heart!