filipemigmartins Reviews

The Bone Collector (1999)

Awful acting , soundtrack and script

[1/10 · 14 January 2024]

I just wanna say one thing: awful acting from Denzel and Angelina, awful soundtrack, awful script. A piece of rubbish.

I'm not particularly fan of Denzel but in this movie his facial expression was basically the same throughout when whole movie. Even a kid with 6y old could do it better. One of the worse movies I ever seen and also with quite lame lines too.

The ending is also non sense..or the budget finished and they accelerated it or its just pure incompetence and lack of creativity.

Summarizing it , The Bone Collector is an example of everything bad about the serial-killer genre -- it's gruesome and needlessly complex, only to end with a sudden avalanche of simplicity that teaches us nothing about the people involved.

Interstellar (2014)

Horrible boring

[1/10 · 7 August 2021]

I've tried to watch this film on a full lenght a good few times bit never was able to. I found it so boriiing that I never could keep a truly interest .

Music is lame. Acting from Mathew Mcgonaughey is fine, but not from the other actors.

Was painfull to watch, typical Hollywood movie trying to get the masses brainless with "fireworks"( background soundtrack never ending; slow motion capture etc..) but with no or little substance.

Not for me this piece of...you know;)

Letters to Juliet (2010)

One word - ordinary.

[2/10 · 13 March 2021]

Everything about this movie is ordinary, the acting ,stupid dialogues, background music and filming.

A ordinary movie ,and yes I say this with in a bad meaning. Sorry.

Catch a Falling Star (2000 TV Movie)

One of worse movies ever made!!

[1/10 · 3 March 2021]

I am really sorry but this is one of worse movies ever...

Artificial ,unrealistic, neither comedy or a drama... I wonder how movies like that can be made. Even a child with 10y old would have more talent do direct.

And no acting talent..at all !!! What lack of...everything!

Im really sorry for my nasty comment but I really do think reflects the reality. We as a Telespectators should actually receive a payment for watching such a movie.

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Lame.

[1/10 · 2 March 2021]

Serious? Was this supposedly to be funny?

Lame jokes and lame acting From every single actor!!! Plus an immense lack of creativity.

Blue Smoke (2007 TV Movie)

Pathetic,unrealistic and lame

[1/10 · 23 February 2021]

A cop investigator that losses her first love on a fire. First of all the first love scene is stupid. Im tired of all that kissing and promises of love forever and annoying background music. Please enough is enough! Be more creative,not so lazy and lame. My 2nd concern ,ok after 4 years she found new boyfrien which wants to propose her. He is killed again on fire. A bit too much obvious again,but ok,thats the storyline. Then we realized she is a cop investigator and someone is chasing her and killing all her bf's. Ok. But surprisely she keeps on fire with tons of energy and willing to capture this killer. And she is allowed to work on case which again is unrealistic as 2 exes of her were killed. But more unrealistic is her act when is in hospital ,she has some crocodile tears and her emotional acting is very poor. At least the director could be more realistic and make a scene where she faints or smth..camon..tons of energy she had after such a bad and TRAUMATIC event. Then movie again fast forward quite quickly where supposedly she wanna move on ,buy a house ,ok I understand thst part but cammon here smiling ,shiny eyes ,how thats came from? At least director could try do a more realistic scene,ok she can try to move on but not with that happiness in face like past was all forgotten. And with stupid background music. Is pathetic and lame. And my last observation is when knows her new neighbour that was obsessed by her. On first move she is scared ,on defensive and almost pull gun out,then on next day she watch him trough the window and he is shirtless and she desire him badly. Again , for me,very lame and over enfathizing good looks in detriment of a more racional story. And after 2,3 days he is already doing dinner her at home,saying that loves her when did seen her 2,3 times in his life,and she is already too in love for him. Whats that?? How someone can direct a movie and write a script like that? Dont u see guys that is anedotic?? I could not finish the movie,my nerves were on the top!

American Pie 2 (2001)

Lame .

[1/10 · 17 February 2021]

Lame jokes ,lame dialogues ,lame acting. Incredible how all the cast acts very poorly and script is so weak.

Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)

LAME

[2/10 · 24 January 2021]

As a consumer of brittish series from 90's that I really loved it,I only have one thing to say regarding this movie :LAME !

Tully (2018)

Nothing really happens, big emptiness..

[2/10 · 22 August 2020]

How this movie can score 7/10, has prize nominations? Weak storyline, nothing really happens, its just a mom depressed and tired with her role and responsabilities in a family, that whished to have same age as the nanny and complains the horror of life after30's.. How depressing this more could be? And ia just about that whole movie.. A big vacuum empty of new ideas to give a more dynamic movie. What saves a bit the movie aome of the acting, and and a good camera work, scenarios. But the storyline, who wrote and guide the script.. I think it is on the wrong professional area. What an empty movie.

The Skeleton Key (2005)

Last 30min destroyed what could be a great one

[4/10 · 13 August 2020]

It started so good.. And end up full of crap and unrealistic/predictble scenes. Story messed up on last 30min of the movie.

Hot Air (2018)

Garbage.

[2/10 · 26 June 2020]

I have one word for this sh**. Garbage. I never have seen before so bad acting in my life. I hope they change profession, really. And who wrote the script is someone predictble, empty.. A vulgar one. Go find a really job and leave these ones to real artists. Im sorry.

Out of Blue (2018)

First 15min,my intuition says:Stop it.

[5/10 · 25 May 2020]

Thanks God I stopped on 15:24 after suspicious that this would be a torture to watch and a loss of 90min of my evening. I start this suspicious after watching the role of the female detective and how she acts. Not convincing at all, it looked to me that she was completely miscasted for the role. I know, I only watched 1st 15min but I prefer to follow my intuition that risk my evening with it. Awfulls talkings and all the actors look to be in a specie of robot acting. I read other reviews and it seems ends messy how it starts, so U prefer to avoid at all costs. Good luck for the resistants that can watch it all. I rate 5/5 to be fair since I didnt and dont want to watch this movie.

Etienne! (2009)

Good piece of art.

[7/10 · 24 May 2020]

An example that simple things can touch your emotions, and this film just do that. Its melancholic, its about sadness and our daily lifes. I dont think the main actor Richard was bad as other comment sugests. I think the idea of the movie was portray a ordinary guy, reserved and melancholic. Which he can do,and i think this is one of plus of this movie. The twists are fine and are not predictable and that does not has an happy ending which im appreciated for. Because those are what can touch your emotional being, and im happy for being touched during 1h30.the photography and how it was filmed was very very good. Thank you.

The Nun (2018)

Visually masterpiece, everth else struggled

[3/10 · 22 May 2020]

Visual stunning, great piece of art. Everth else struggling.. Storyline and script, very poor and copy of others from same genre. Transmits idea of lack of ideas and criativity on that matter. Too long and after 60min is a real fight to keep it watching. I quit around 1h:12 mark, I was not interested to see the end anymore. Father role-very good acting The horse guy-average acting but not funnybwhen supposed to be. The young nun-im sorry Taissa but het perfomance was too cliche, over melodramatic and not convincing. But she tried her best and that was very noticed. Maybe for other roles a good actress or only need to gain more maturity and some more years of experience.

Savage (2018)

The storyline completely disaster, lack of creativity of director and writers.

[2/10 · 12 April 2020]

One of biggest sh** I ever seen. The script is very amateur and week, no creativity, the monster whole movie that lives in forest us anedoctic. I could only see this sh** 50minutes and actually I think is ancomplishment. The only good thing this movie has is the Depp daughter that I could realize talent as his father in her acting expressions. She looks genuine. Still very young and of course has marge to improve but the talent is there,no doubt.

The White Crow (2018)

promise much but entered into downspiral till end

[5/10 · 19 January 2020]

Way too big that makes viewer loose interest. This movie has 130min and could be reduced to 80-90min because most of action scenes are repetead and dont add anything to the film. It has very slow pace and lacks of changing events which makes the story line pretty boring. Perfomances of main actors like Oleg and Ralph were above average and my 5cents for that. Visually very well made, good Camera work and cleaness artistically scenarios, I recommend to watch in a winter cozy evening with cup of tea and some cookies but be carefull to not fall asleep.

The Babadook (2014)

One of worst films I've seen,

[1/10 · 15 October 2016]

I was really excited to watch since IMDb has an slightly average rating. But this was one of worst movies I ever seen. The only thing here positive and remarkable was the acting of an very young kid. Mother does also a good melodramatic acting but on other scenes she is way predictable. But probably were the 2 good things of the film. The story behind is completely non sense, rubbish, forced, etc. Im not rating badly because is not an horror movie as it is classified (which in fact is not) but for me that isn't even the point. The point is that is a so weak movie in every aspect. Its so bad its hard to find a category to fit this movie really. I have seen during 45 min and I felt stopped in the time and in the same scenes,no excitement , no surprises, nothing. Obviously i couldn't see it till the end and I've just forward straight to the end.

a big disappointment and it shows that many users of IMDb don't have an idea of what should be made a good movie.