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10/10
This movie is not for you!
25 February 2023
I've seen many abstracts about how much Shayamalan is lost or losing his "skills" as an director, I also saw all his movies, but if you ask me the prejudice towards a different sort of cinematic style, or maybe an specific individual is what makes his movies, specially this movie, not for you.

I am from Brazil and it's a funny thing that when someone talked about Shayamalan here, specially in the past, everyone would have only good things to say about him, I guess the internet was better used back then to download pirated media because we didn't had the access as we have today to movies or games, but everybody I knew loved his work.

To my surprise, some years later, I realized that it wasn't like that in the US, and every time he releases a movie there was always commentaries like, "Shayamalan is stagnated", "He is a director of one good movie", "His movies always sucked", or the best " he is just a bad Hitchcock immitator', and the thing is, I think that most of you people where induced by the critics to believe this stuff, because always Shayamalan hit back on critics wich made him not very popular ammong them and off course it is what made the critics against him worse and worse, so, what I am saying is, you are probably prejudicial towards him, maybe because of his color, maybe because of his demeaner, maybe because someone else told you to, to me it makes no sense that when he does a great movie people will simply give terrible evaluations that often make so little sense that I wonder what movie this people watched.

If you look into the people who evaluated his movies you will see that when it's negative or mediocre, people speak about qualities that make no sense like one that was the "best" and I kept on my mind, "The movie feels simultaneously too long, too slow and to short, too quick", I mean, if that is a criticism that makes sense I am probably closer to the Joker as I wanted to be.

Well in the end this movie is an empathic exercise, it's a scary and horrible situation that Shayamalan wants you to experience and to put yourself on the place of these characters, it goes to some unique lenghts to do that and they made me very unconfortable at the same time that made me think about life.

The acting was great, the dialogues, different from Old, made sense to a impossible sittuation that these people where on, If you read a critique about how the characters talk nonsense, well ignore it, probably they don't understand human behavior that well.

The direction is superb, as usually is in Shayamalan movies.

To end this, I think this movie is not for you, but if you see through the superficial criticism(or maybe you shouldn't even read criticism for your own good) and you love a drama that makes you think about life at it's end(dubious commentary but totaly pertinent), this movie is for you.
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1/10
Poorly written with a nosensical plot
25 November 2022
This was really bad, I was enjoying everything so far in this series untill I reached this episode, this is so bad that I think that I may stop watching the rest.

For starters direction goes nowhere, I think it wanted to convey a message but the message is pretty dumb, I mean everyone can see what this episode is about 5 minutes in, and they extend that thing to the very end in such a boring pace, I wanted to sleep half way through and the worst is that the very end is so bad.... I have no words to describe it.

I felt like watching an episode made by Michael scott on The Office, but there it was entertaining at least, if you came to this review for some reason before watching this episode, do yourself a favor and skip it, sometimes it's better to just not waste an hour of your time in something so superficial as this story... The worst is that the episode kind of talks about exactly this...
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Resident Evil (2022)
1/10
This is the worst s*** I ever watched
21 November 2022
This is the worst s*** I ever watched!

The truth is, bad doesn't describe this, it's a waste of money, waste of time, waste of brains and waste of a great opportunity.

I think that the people who directed this series never played any resident evil game, I can see a bunch of hipsters behind a desk acting like they could do "better" than the original games but, well...

I think I have never experienced so many plot holes by minute as on this series PHBM, new therm right there.

The dialogues are not human, I would say they either were written by a zombie or a 12 year old kid.

The social agenda is forced so strongly that it makes a disservice to real equality efforts in my oppion.

It is pathetic and I wish all the money used to make this where used into something to make the world a little bit better instead of generating more toxic waste than unbrella.

I wish Lance Reddick was spared of this, he is such a great actor...
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Mr. Corman (2021)
10/10
It's rare to see something so close to me
12 March 2022
Ignore the mediocre reviews, this series is an experience, I started watching without really expecting anything, I saw it on my AplTV app as an comedy, but for me it's way more drama than comedy.

The thing about this series is that it wants you to feel and relate, it create crazy and weird situations to make you get in the mood for what is happening in such a brilhant way, totaly ludic at the same time that it works perfectly as a methaphor to what is going on on the character's minds.

The acting and directing are superb, the quality of the dialogs are very good, it's rare for me to find things that makes me feel as this series made.

It's not happy you won't come out of it jumping, this feels more personal and goes to places that maybe some people will not want to go, wich explains the bad reviews, but if you are strong enough, you will love it.
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Servant: Josephine (2021)
Season 2, Episode 10
1/10
Oh my god what they did?
1 March 2022
This episode is a trainwrek, it takes all that is working, all the mistery, bizarre ideas, interesting characters and vomits over it, this is such a bad episode that I would recomend people to stay away from the whole series jsut to not have such disappointment, all untill here was great, but this episode has the worst direction, worst plot, and maybe the worst acting of all series, I don't know how they screwed up so bad I really hope they get better for the next season.
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Guns Akimbo (2019)
1/10
Is this considered a movie?
3 July 2021
I won't spend much time talking about this, just that this was so bad, so really bad that I had to say something, it's the worst thing I watch for the last 10 years, the direction is horrible, the story is idiotic, the effects are lame, but what really makes it bad is the sense of humor, cause it's not even funny, I thought that the godzilla movie was bad... I think a 14 years old kid could come up with something better just with his cellphone...
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8/10
The direction is bad but everything else it's not
5 September 2016
If you are used with the standard format of movies skip this tittle, but if you don't care go ahead.

Before you go and watch it, this movie is a fantasy tale, so you need to ignore physics and all those things that makes sense in your daily life, so before you watch it take this history as you would when you was a kid.

The movie is really good, with amazing graphical quality, the animation is really well done, with some weird face capture on few parts of the movie.

The action scene go from great to mediocre from time to time, I think that the direction of the movie did not knew how to make it right, but I accepted that and enjoyed most of it.

There are a couple of scenes that are badly scripted and you end up kind of lost but if you pay attention you will understand the whole plot that have a lot of potential.

I hope they release later one a new version of the movie more complete like they did with the last FF movie.
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1/10
For god sake, who approved this script?
13 March 2014
I'm trying to swallow this movie, but so far I just couldn't.

I will be brief because this thing don't deserve more than a few lines from me, first the acting is poor from the beginning to the end, the characters are flat and history doesn't make any sense on the real world, I know that this is a movie based on a game and I may not expect too much, but this movie is a catastrophe.

There are several dramatic scenes that should make you feel something about the characters but you don't feel nothing at all, specially because everyone of the dramatic sequences are fallowed by an unrealistic and illogical event, you have to watch it to understand...

The races are boring, the action on the movie is kind of lazy, you feel like there are lots of ultra expensive cars running at 40 miles per hour and a Parkinson guy holding the camera.

So if you want to get a big disappointment watch Need for Speed.

If you don't believe me and want to watch this pearl make something as you watch, do the math and calculate the profit, you will know what I mean when you finish the movie.
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After Earth (2013)
9/10
Where is the problem?
4 August 2013
I have found several reviews of this movie, but none was barely realistic.

This movie certainly worth way more than the 4.8, I would think that people doesn't understood what this movie really was about.

The acting is good, Will and son where great on the whole movie and we see Jaden's progression through the movie. The whole concept is very unique, I can't say that this movie is the most original movie I ever saw but we are already saturated from this gender of films and any original plot like this one should be considered, the visual effects are also very good so why 4.8?

Anyone with a little effort can understand the movie, every message and every idea behind the actions here. Why Will act the way he act why his son was the way he was, I beg for all the viewers to forget about all that was said about this movie and forget about this ridiculous score from IMDb and watch it with open heart with your son or somebody that you like at your side, I will not regret it.
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