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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
Chip and dale?
John Mulaney and Adam Samberg as Chip and Dale? The voices of the original lovable characters are what made them great. This decision alone had already ruined it for me. The entire self-meta direction was messy and forgettable. Watching this, kept me in an apprehensive mood rather than a familiar comfortable one. I rolled my eyes too many times. This rehash of a familiar Disney property should've been an easy undertaking however, they weren't up to the task.
Bones (2001)
Dang ol. Got boned
Tell you hwat man... It starts out dang ol, and then by the middle you're like, talk about, I done don't dang ol care 'bout the dang ol plot is or where it's dang ol going... then by the end of the movie, talk about man, you've dang realized, dang ol doggone it, I just got boned. Yo. Props to my man, Snoop Dogg tho. He's alright in my dang ol book, yo.
American Horror Story: Take Me to Your Leader (2021)
This episode crashes and burns just like that ufo in the first half.
It all started well. A 1950s retro story filled with iconic American personalities and alien abductions treated in an awesome black and white film. It all seemed promising to a great story. And then annoying, pretentious, influencer, Coachella going celebrity "actors" that look like hot models start yapping about their mundane basic lifestyles. Ryan Murphy tries so hard to hit in the head so much the nail bends and fails.
Chairman of the Board (1997)
Chairman of the BORED
Yes. Carrot top is in this film. Thanks to Norm Macdonald for a heads up on this one though. Sorry to Courtney Thorne Smith for being on this.
Only Murders in the Building (2021)
Couldn't get passed Selena's one dimensional acting
I tried to like this - it's got two legends which alone could carry the show. It's just S. Gomez' wretched acting. She had no chemistry with both Martin and Short. Her lines were delivered in this nonchalant, I don't care, monotone way. Every scene with her was cringe. I tapped out at ep. 2.