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Fast & Furious 7 (2015)
More furious than fast... in the good sense!
Hello everyone,
Here I go again... but this time about something that was more furious than fast. Yeah, first of all, let me just tell y'all that I am no fan of this series, I'm quite the opposite of a fan-boy, but I have to say I really enjoyed the 7th one. Yes, this review will be more about how I saw the movie and not that much about the movie itself, but I think even the movie was like that, as I hope it changed immensely after the lose... I'm just saying this as I can already see how the 1000-word limit of IMDb reviews will restrict me again. The first restriction was on a joke I did, that worked out great, so it is like by design to be restricted again, but this time on an eulogy, of some sorts. So, let's start... it, by saying some of the most important things about this movie, and probably about the series, from my point of view:
1. He owns the fastest car in the world... but he keeps it in a vault!
2. Do you still miss the bullets?.. this time we don't need to be that fast!
3. I don't have friends... I have family!
4. I will not leave you... No, I'm leaving you!
5. Do you promise?... I promise!
6. If I don't call... you should go on!
7. You will live forever... through everything and everyone that have you!
I should stop now, as it seems 7 is a number to be held, and behold... but everything will go on, so why shouldn't we?! There are so many things I could say about this movie, but maybe everyone should go and see for themselves, or not... like we all do... eventually or never.
8. I remember everything now... It's about time!
Thank you all for being more Furious than Fast,
Seven Tytwo Junior
P.S. As a general... thing, even before anything happens, please keep in mind everything in this world still has all the cars, women, buffoons, computers, weapons, experts, shows, even explosions&special effects, but sometimes there's no need for any sex scenes... maybe just because, sometimes, all those things might mislead one's attention and could be harder to see through all of those what.... movies, and especially films, are all about.
Focus (2015)
Focus, there's noting there, until we get it in focus... or at least a good perspective
Spoiler alert! - This is just my view of how I think I understood this...
I do not state that I have it in focus, I'm just enjoying the out of focus moments more than ever, as this movie is about... photography, or something of that nature.
Before the first of all, I would like to mention that I payed 19.5 for this movie (yea, 19.5 no currency, as it might be the same price in your country)... and I picked this movie less than 3 hours ago, I think, out of the 13 or so that were playing, that I didn't see already, best choice ever, probably... I just hope it was mine.
First of all, I really hated that one of the main characters was everything that Will Smith is... because I'm not Will Smith, yet.
Second of all, I don't even know her name, I didn't even know she is in FOCUS... but she did get my undivided attention, at times, all the time... probably for sure.
The next of all, we should really be careful to steal, and let stolen, only what is of value to us... maybe just because no one will miss that, and will cherish it for all it represents to us.
The last of all, one should make sure something is stolen before the movie ends... as I definitely was so much so, even more so because I knew everything that was going on... I mean, almost everything... probably - let's say 42 out of 55, mas o menos, as Buenos Aires is a nice country... and so much more, as less is all about that.
P.S. Bicentennial Man, Robin Williams and that woman that player her roles are still the best for me... but now I am just aware that my only problem is I'm not black or white, that black&white doesn't sell as well as colorful ones and black and white is no easy task, we all need to at least shade them a little bit so most us us will see or at least try to see non-colors as they are or at least could be.
2P.S. Yes, this review is more about myself that about the FOCUS of the movie... but I like it like that... please focus people, focus on what you are about, there is no wrong in that... or at least not until we hurt someone, as most definitely wrong ends when we try to correct everything.
3P.S. I'm really sorry I could not make this movie, but that's not my problem... at least not one of focus?
The Theory of Everything (2014)
My theory...
It's about time I try to write a short review of a movie called The Theory Of Everything... as I just saw it today.
This is a movie that's the living proof of 50 Shades Of Grey. The major differences between the two are that this one uses the visuals of a religious person and that I believe everything is not only in her imagination... that's the proof part.
Here is my theory about the movie before seeing it... so I recommend seeing it to find out for yourself how wrong I was:
I just got into the classroom, The theory of everything... wish me luck. I guess this is a movie about how one could find an extremely intelligent woman, that is dumb enough to fall for everything someone like Stephen Hawking represents... or something of that nature. So it's not something real, it's just inspired by two people's life.
P.S. I can always be wrong... you know that, right?!
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
50/50 - or something...
This is just my opinion, and my opinion's value is always in a gray area... and not always in the same as yours.
After all, someone bothered to write a book, after which someone else wasted again so much of everything they are by making this movie, just to tell us they could distinguish 50 Shades Of Grey... I don't even know that many colors. Do you?!
Anyway, I think 50/50 would have been a more direct title, but as this movie is more about honesty, self-worth, views, colors and all that good stuff... I guess is just a matter of perception, or the title was already taken, or something.
As I've said already, I guess this movie is either a superlative or a superlative... because there's nothing between honest and dishonest, and as far as I know both are superlatives.
For those of us that read reviews, myself not included, to see if they should try the movie, let me tell us just this much:
- If you only see what's on the screen, you're... that word that can't be written here and has so #placeSuperlativeHere to do with what this movie is about. So this movie, had to contain a little visuals also. I guess. I'm no expert or anything, but I hear visuals are important also. - If you are a woman, you're kind of safe, go see it... unless you are a pragmatic, or a feminist, or pregnant, or something. Because if you are only that, and nothing close to a philosopher, veterinarian, soldier, or something of that nature, you are again in more ways than one that word, that for some reason unknown to me I am not allowed to use directly.
Either way, as the book was written after a woman's imagination... I loved it, so:
If you go to this movie wanting to understand woman, don't go. If you go to this movie wishing to be told what a woman's mind is capable of, do go see it, you must... you might also enjoy it. After all our brains are somewhat alike. Yes, I meant woman's and man's brains. If you have no expectations, and can afford the price and the time it takes to see and understand something like this movie, do understand prior to going to the movie that we all have a 50/50 chance of seeing in our lifetime 50 Shades Of Grey... or something of that nature. I guess, after all.. you could go see the movie or not. But don't quote me on this, I'm no woman or anything.
P.S. Oh, by the way, I really am a man... at least I hope so, as last time I checked I was. Really! Thank you for your thoughtful thoughts though. They are duly noted, or something. If anyone asks, tell them that my wife thinks I'm gay ;)
2P.S. Yes, I know so well I'm a hopeless something, but I can't quite put my finger on it yet... No, it's not a superlative or something, but I'm convinced it could be something of that nature. Yes, I know, you thought I'm talking about myself... I'm not. Please ask any questions you like.. they will be answered.
3P.S. The spoilers are always in front of our eyes... we just have to be smart, or something, to notice such things. But I don't like these kind of games. Just saying, as red is my new favorite color, because I would like to use it on a need to know basis, or something.
North Pole #101 (2013)
Not the best thing you could see... but there's still value in it
This movie completely changed my life, 361°, that's more than 2 pies. It made me realize how much I enjoy Comedy SF Love movies, and that I should always try to be myself no matter what, because I'm so incredibly lucky... just think about it, I only got to see this movie through some friends of mine, and one friend of a friend of a friend of mine.
But man, what an incredible experience, I just fell in love with it instantly, mainly because of the review that cinnamon69 made. Which got me so exited, beyond words, I had to trim my review to under 1000 of them, the IMDb limit. His review, although spot on, still had me disturbed through to my core by the moving van scene... I mean, come on, did they have insurance? What color was the van and was it leaving or coming?
Leaving that aside, I said to myself, I have to see this someday, I mean just look at cinnamon69's review, it must be a really inspirational, funny, life changing movie... in one word: a hell of a good time.
And so I did go see it, it was like by design... let me just tell y'all how it happened:
Although I was not born in an Amish Mennonite family, I never got to know my parents, but I could still see the fun in that. As I was saying, I never met my parents but I'm fairly confident they are not from outside Toronto and I was not born in a moving van. But I did get raised by a big black family, amazing people, once you get to know them a little bit.
That being said, let's fast forward a couple or years, let's say 18, 21, something like that. So one day I snuck into a cinema, and never got out. That day I was trying to see the Titanic for the 11th time, that day. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, I just skipped the credits and, from the 3rd viewing on, everything after the board scene... so I managed to do it all in 24 hours. I'm really proud of myself!
OK, where was I?! Oh yeah, on the Titanic. So because the 11th time was in 3D, I got a free pass to see the North Pole #101. As many times as I want, but for some reason it had to be all in one seating, I had to keep my hands where they could see them and I should not be alone. I mean come on, who does that, no hands?!... I just had to use my phone a couple of times.
Anyhow, I was a little disappointed when I saw Peter North as the main character, when I knew for a fact that the role was written especially for Chuck Norris. So when Chuck did not appear in it, not even on the second viewing, I just had to find out why. So, after a bit of searching on the internet, I found out that he didn't pass the screen tests, they just could not fit him in the frame, no matter how wide they tried. Man, smart phones are so great. Nowadays you can get answers really fast about anything on the internet, just in a few clicks, or better yet fingering. I even saw a related article saying that the books will be obsolete in a few years... I mean who needs that much paper, and it's not even that soft, not to mention the environment impact.
OK, I got distracted, as I was saying, I was now on my third viewing, it really got boring somehow, I even noticed there were no subtitles. Man, that peaced* me off, as I'm not a native speaker of cunnilingus. I just had to use my smart phone again. Apparently that's a common language in some parts of the world, they even came up with a theory that explains how it evolved from sign language, some people get really exited about it... but I found it kind of boring. I mean come on, what am I, a linguist?! I've got better things to do with my life, so I enrolled for another free viewing of the North Pole #101.
Now on my forth viewing, I suddenly realized I had no interest whatsoever in this movie. I guess I could safely say it's because I have a pretty good imagination, or I #dontdrinkthatmuchordodrugs, or something, so... yeah, no use for it whatsoever.
After that revelation, I just wanted to see Titanic again, but there were no tickets left, except one in the first row, and I've already been there, last summer, so I decided to give North Pole #101 another chance, but I was the only one in the theater, and for some reason they don't allow that. I'm convinced it has something to do with the phone incidents. You see, I only had my Galaxy 69 on me... I know, that's lame! I knew I had to bring my i Phone 42, eh that's life.
So I just went home and... watched Titanic, I have a subscription to all the channels you can pay extra for, I told the cable company I don't need the free ones, I'm not that cheap!... So as I was saying, I never knew they made a Spanish dubbed version of Titanic. Increíble! Maravilloso! Titánico!
Oh, Que Hora Es?! Mierda... Ocho! Tomorrow I have to get up early in the morning, as always, but tomorrow is really special... there's a Titanic marathon, in Japanese, from what I've heard from the reviews it is really exciting, can't wait to get there.
Adiós, Sayōnara, I'll be back, A Missionary
P.S. If I've mentioned any spoilers I'm sorry, but can I still get my review approved? Do the IMDb review reviewers watch exclusively Mute and Horror movies? Thank you.
*theproperformwasnotavailable
Magic in the Moonlight (2014)
you should not see this..
I've just saw this movie, like 30 minutes ago, it is just another funny, intelligent and well made film by Woody Allen, about the only thing that defies logic, common sense and a few other well defined human traits... it's not like you've never seen something like this before.
I'm telling you, you should not see this... you might fall in love with it.
I've just tried to submit the above words as my review... but according to reviewing rules, my review should be at least 10 lines to be accepted, that usually makes sense, and not only because I don't love that rule... but also because this film is also about things like that :D
So here I am adding some more lines to a review that made perfect sense to me, just so I abide a rule, but also trying to make these lines about the movie and how I saw what it illustrates so beautifully... because these minimum 10 lines should not be just "junk words"... which I hope I demonstrated clear enough they are not :D
I'd love to see someone demonstrate otherwise... which incidentally is another subject touched by this classic Woody Allen masterpiece.
Frozen (2013)
Just stay on your right side... and you can't go wrong with this one
You can only melt something that was Frozen... or metals, glass and such, but this movie is not about that, this movie is about... to get you, and probably win some Golden Globes, Oscars and such. Did I mention it's a musical, and I hate musicals, but this one is not that kind of musical, this one is a fine mixture of movie genres all crystallized into one solid Disney style animation. Another thing I'd like to say is that by using Idina Menzel's voice it couldn't have turn out anything other than a fairy tale... but still, is more tale than fairy, don't worry.
Now, that I think about it, I guess I could have just said that I really liked this movie and you should most definitely go see it... but that would have been cold :)