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30 Days: Anti-Aging (2005)
It was a joke.
They take your average, mid-30's American male that eats garbage (witness him gorging on a cheeseburger at the beginning) and hasn't really exercised in over a decade. He looks like a pud and his wife is a domineering female dog in both looks and attitude.
Then they make him go 0-100 in one week. Testosterone and human growth hormone injections, tons of supplement pills, hardcore workouts and what I assume was a high-protein healthy diet.
And of course you shouldn't do that. You go healthy diet and working for 4 months+, then get testosterone if you want to get unnaturally large muscles. You don't go from killing your liver with a big juicy cheeseburger to getting injections and popping every supplement pill on the market.
He's actually kicking ass, even though his dumb ugly wife is getting jealous of his progress and his hot female cardio trainer.
He gets tests back from his regular doc saying his liver enzymes are elevated. His regular doc said supplements are probably causing it so he stops the, but keeps the test and HGH injections...until his sperm count drops to zero. Then his cow wife (who's already pumped out 2-3 kids) freaks out, we wanted another kid! Anything can cause liver enzymes to elevate- obesity, diabetes, fatty liver, tylenol, alcohol, supplements like NO-Explode (which you should cycle on and off of). And it's a known fact that when you take synthetic test that your natural production will stop (no sperm), and return when you stop cycling the fake stuff.
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
Not nearly the scary feel of the first...
I'll say it, this movie SUCKS! I caught part (10min) of the first one on cable, then rented it and was pleasantly surprised with the talent in it (Dushku, Harrington, etc). It also had a well paced story and genuinely made you jump quite a few times.
This one is as lame as can be. All the characters are clichés with nearly no acting talent, I'm talking HS student level acting here ROTFL. The inbred hillbillies aren't nearly as scary as in the first one...they try to make them kind of comical. The gore was pretty cheesy, like something you might see in a Sci-Fi channel original. Even the cinematography in this one is much cheaper/lower budget, giving it that made for TV feel.