Greetings from the other side. I was showing off my god-like willpower, and managed to get through the whole movie. This movie makes you insane and angry at so many points during the movie. I recall myself saying, "come on", and "you gotta be kidding", and "are you serious?", many times during this film.
Basically, this chick wakes up on a slab in a mortician's room, and as the movie plays, you have to decide if she is dead or not. They do things to try and make it seem like either option could be true.
I decided very early on that she was alive. There was just too much evidence, such as:
Why wouldn't the mortician let the boyfriend see her body when he asked to? He said that he wasn't family, etc, but nobody would be that heartless. There is no good reason not to let the guy see her, unless she's still alive.
She is able to walk around and interact with her environment. Plus, if she were dead, the mortician would not be talking to her in her new location (no longer on the slab).
Why would he lock the door?
Why didn't she try to get out when he opened the door? She could have made a run for it a couple times.
She had a pair of scissor and a chance to stab him, but she didn't. That drove me crazy. She could have learned right there and then if she was really dead. Plus, she pulled out the scissor and told him "stay where you are", and he replied "give me the scissors". How did he know she was holding scissors? It could have been a scalpel, or a pick, etc.
Several times he enters the room, I assume to do some work. However, he ends up getting into an argument with her and just leaves. What happen to the work he came in to do? This happens a couple times.
Why did she fall asleep and dream if she was dead?
If she were dead, how could she destroy his lab? Maybe like a poltergeist does, so I give them that one.
When she steals his keys, it takes her FOREVER to go threw them in order to unlock the door. There weren't that many keys. Dude managed to drive to a gas station and fill it up, then noticed his set of keys were missing, so he drove back, and she just barely unlocked the door as he got there. Additionally, why would he be so worried about a corpse escaping from that room? She is suppose to be dead.
When he lets her look into a mirror as proof that she's dead, she goes "why do I look like a corpse?" to which he replies "because you are a corpse", and she accepts this? She didn't once consider that he put makeup on her so she would look like that? Really?? Plus the kid sees her in the window while he was outside on the grounds.
When Paul forces his way in, and runs downstairs and starts banging on the door and yelling her name, she doesn't reply. She just turns over and tries to go back to sleep. I know that the mortician told her earlier that she must let Paul move on, but give me a break. I got so mad here, that I wanted to punch something. Why, why, why didn't she answer him?
When she's put into the coffin, she asks to see herself one last time, she notices that her breath fogs the mirror, and she finally realizes that she not dead. The mortician injects her with some sleepy juice and she goes night night.
Finally, when Paul walks up to her coffin, he notices her bottom lip opens up, and he does nothing. He kisses her, but that's it. Why didn't anyone notice her breathing? Anyways, I just didn't understand why Paul did nothing here. He was screaming that she was alive during the entire film, and when this happens, he just says F-it.
Okay, I was ranting a bit there, but this movie made me so angry. I hate when people do stupid things, or act dumb, etc.
So obviously I do NOT recommend this movie! Seriously, it will drive you nuts.
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