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Stargate SG-1: Proving Ground (2001)
Painful
I don't like the academy episodes of SG1 as the actors who potray the cadets are... Well... Bad actors... And very unlikebale. It seems the writers created this episode as an excuse to see what the SG1 team would look like if they were very young. But, they came across as just SG1 wannabes. You have a cadet for everyone of the SG1 team, but just... Unlikeable and wrong. Thus, this episode was just used as a filler and nothing more. It serves no other purpose. It doens't extend the storyline or fill any backstory. It's just there. It's just a cheap excuse for an SG1 episode. It seems like they had a half baked idea and decided to chuck it in because they needed to meet their demands for 22 episodes this season. A very bad and poorly written storyline. You can skip it if you want though.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
Weird Yet Wonderful...
"I just want to make people silky-smooth!" - Zohan Adam Sandler isn't one of my favourite actors, but that doesn't mean I hate his movies... I won't necessarily watch a movie because of the actors because I don't do that. I watch a movie for one reason... I want to be ENTERTAINED! That is all! And guess what? This movie ACTUALLY delivered! I had my doubts at first because I initially thought this was going to be a boring, brain-dead movie as it looks and sounds like one. And that's weird because it actually isn't. It is entertaining and funny, but in an unusual way. Zohan is, from the beginning, a very likable character as he has a bubbly, fun, strong and honourable personality with a side of softness. He's tired of violence and instead searches for life of peace. His sworn enemy - Phantom - is also a very fun, likable character full of life. Apart from that, all the other characters are 'ok' but don't necessarily play a big role in the movie. That's all it really needs to be a great, entertaining movie with a destiny to please you. Two great, likable, funny, weird and lively characters. The plot is nothing special as its simple and doesn't really go anywhere. But the characters along the way make up for this with just being them. They have very realistic personalities and love to goof around. The movie grabs you, slaps you across the face, takes you away from reality and pulls you in to just have a laugh! It's a fun movie! It's not AMAZING or SPECIAL or INFLUENTIAL or a MASTERPIECE. NO! IT'S JUST FUN, ENTERTAINING AND STUPID! A must watch comedy if you just want to laugh... That's all. 7/10
After Earth (2013)
I Do Not Understand All The Hate! I loved it!
"Danger is real. Fear is a choice." - Cypher Raige
First, allow me to say, this movie WAS NOT Terrible in any way possible! And it does have a plot! The plot is simple: to survive on a planet hostile to humans after an asteroid storm leaves their ship in shambles.
Secondly: Jaden Smith IS NOT a terrible actor and doesn't deserve all the hate people have been spewing against him. I loved his performance in The Karate Kid! And I love his performance in this too! He does have emotion and he displays these very well to create a believable character. Sure, there's still MUCH room for improvement, BUT he is not a TERRIBLE actor! And I don't understand where all this b*lls*it is coming from!
Finally, this IS a great Science-Fiction movie that deserves so MUCH more appreciation and glory. I love science and the mysteries of the Universe! I love the dreams of colonizing different planets and becoming an intergalactic civilization. It's JUST SO AWESOME to think, dream and imagine these possibilities! That is why i couldn't wait to watch this movie... And I am glad that I did. I loved seeing The Earth in its natural state as it's what I've always imagined in my mind. What would The Earth look like if we humans didn't colonize it? And the CGI really does give you a view of that reality! The Animals, The Aliens and The Environment are realistic and great to look at! I really do not understand why this movie has SO MUCH hate! I've read your reasons, but I DO NOT in ANY way understand or accept them. I was SO SURPRISED to see such a low rating and from SO MANY people. I am among THE FEW who actually see past this negativity and accept this movie for what it really is: "A Great Science-Fiction Movie!" I Loved It! If you haven't watched it then please ignore ALL the stupid hate, watch it and decide for yourselves if you Like it Or Not... I would rate it a 8/10, but because of the amount of hate it has been cursed with, I am going to give it a 10/10 to boost its rating and correct the mistake so many have made. I hope people get past all this negativity and begin understand how much of a thrill, wonder and awesomeness this movie truly gives.