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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
You've all lost your minds, this is a solid film.
Jupiter Ascending was a terrific film! It created a fantastic universe, which was imaginative, and immersive enough for me to easily suspend my disbelief. Added to the great story, were amazing visuals and use of color!
Put simply the movie has some serious work put into it, the acting is good and the characters themselves move the story along nicely. I want to see more of this universe it's truly amazing!
This is not a 5.5 star film, it should be more along the lines of a 6.7, for goodness sake Major Payne (1995) has a higher rating!
Im giving the movie an 8 to offset the silliness of people giving it a 1!
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)
this movie = crap
I don't know about you but i go to horror films to be scared and this was anything but scary, the movie had several chances to be truly scary and failed miserably EVERY TIME! Several of these supposedly suspenseful moments were haunted by some of the worst cg you will see this year, perhaps decade! I mean when i say the cg looks like daytime TV, I'm giving daytime TV a bad name, I've seen better stuff on the sci-fi channel. Who i really feel sorry for is the actors,(that they have their names attached to this film) they did a good job, i cared about most of the characters and i felt that their performances were quite good, but that was not enough to bring this movie out of the gutter. Whats really amusing is the reuse of some of the sets, if you have seen "exorcist: the beginning" it will be easy to spot the reuse of some of the buildings. However what i thought was the worst thing about this film, even above the cg problems was the main demon, he was just not scary in anyway, his form, the way he talked, he was extremely bland. all in all this movie was a horrible experience and i would have walked out of the theater if it weren't for my wife wanting to see the end.