DwaynePipes35 Reviews

Ape vs. Monster (2021)

A monkey smashes up "tinka toys"

[1/10 · 14 April 2024]

Even Eric Roberts bursts out laughing whilst shaking his head at the dialogue in this shocker, they didn't even redo the take, don't be mistaken this wasn't meant to be a laughing moment and I swear to god I'm gonna be saying the name Abraham in my sleep due to the fact it's been repeatedly slapped down my ear canals during the entire runtime of the film honestly the name must be mentioned 5-6 times per minute ev......ery minute no joke it becomes so annoying it's funny.

Avoid this movie and watch a review instead Cinema sins should do an Abraham bonus round if and when they do this clown of a movie.

Mother! (2017)

Made me angry

[5/10 · 3 June 2018]

It's been a long time since I've written a review but after watching this abyssmal mess I just had to the film actually made me physically angry , the husband is a jerk and everybody apart from Jennifer Laurance is an ASSHOLE! I now hate michelle pfifer with a passion , and I just found myself screaming at the screen "get a shot gun and point it at anybody who knocks on the door"

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Can't wait for the Errrm Sequel ?

[9/10 · 2 January 2016]

The movie is basically the same storyline and plot as a new hope, which I think is a good thing, I like to think that this movie has brought the sense of wonder and magic to the kids of today as I got with it from my own childhood watching Starwars.

The special effects were second to none and the storyline albeit Rehashed was still very good , I would also say that this is the funniest of all star wars movies and that the characters are very likable, (apart from obviously the baddies)I have lived and breathed star wars from basically the day I was born and have seen the 6 movies numerous times the prequel trilogy less than the original and would have to say that this is on par with the latter, It was definitely worth the £15 I paid for my ticket and I would pay it to watch it again. JJ Abrams did a great job and I would Highly recommend this movie to all.

The Martian (2015)

I actually liked it (SPOILERS)

[8/10 · 18 October 2015]

The Martian to me is another Hollywood, overcoming all odds, feel good movie, the science isn't exactly at the top of the list and this can be seen (if you know Mars weather patterns) straight from the off ,fortunately for the viewer the suspension of belief is rewarded with some amazing views of the red planet and some actual real life science and applications that could really work on mars. Matt Damon does a pretty solid Job as Mark Watney and I did actually feel myself routing for the character so in my opinion if you wanna go watch a pretty good sci fi movie with no real antagonists that has top notch shots of space and mars and spaceships with no aliens or weird stuff or mind boggling equations etc then watch this if not go watch Interstellar or Contact either way I prefer this a lot more than both them and I thought they were good .