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Rollerball (2002)
Taken too seriously
Look, I get the gripe, it's nowhere near as good as the original. But let's face it, it's not like this was some movie with a huge budget, filmed with massive stars like some movie remakes (gone in 60 seconds, the Italian Job). I mean if Paul Heyman is a lead actor what can you really expect. Therefore, stop trying to take this movie seriously. If you put aside your over the top expectations for LL Cool J to Cary the whole movie around, and just enjoy the fun and spectacle. This movie has some Kickass music, violence, gratuitous nudity, and an absurd plot. Just have some fun people, and it it's not for you, that's ok. But let other people enjoy the fun.
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
Jeepers creepers why?
Annnnddd another otherwise good horror franchise has been trampled into the ground. The acting was bad, the plot was bad, the monster was ruined. Do yourself a favor, just don't. Use your time in a more entertaining way, perhaps macrame. And to the people that made this abomination, please if you are going to make a bad horror movie, at least make it self aware. At least if the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, it can be fun to watch. This was neither fun, nor watchable. It could have been, it had potential. Alas, such a shame, the creeper was such a powerful character and you ruined him. You made an intimidating creature a joke.
The Dark Tower (2017)
Not the dark tower of kings writing.
Look, I'm not a huge fan of the dark tower books, but I read them all and am at least a fan of the books. This "Movie" was not at all a good representation of Stephen Kings Magnum Opus.
I do not understand how they thought that taking one of the most beloved series of books by Stephen King fans and ruin it. Instead of putting thought and planning into something that could have made box office billions we got a thrown together mash up mix up of several books that resemble very little of what the subject matter is supposed to be.
Now don't get me wrong, the movie had it's good points, and as a stand alone movie, based on the Stephen King world and related to the gunslinger series it would have been good. That is the reason I gave it the second star. But as it is I cannot justify seeing it.
I am disappointed in the outcome of this and hope that one day someone will take the time, energy, and care to make this into a great series of movies. But this movie is not that.