jcshetler Reviews

Senior Year (2022)

Awful.

[1/10 · 20 May 2022]

Worst thing ever. Doesn't even deserve a review.

Worst thing ever. Doesn't even deserve a review.

Worst thing ever. Doesn't even deserve a review.

Worst thing ever. Doesn't even deserve a review.

The Story of Us (1999)

Garbage.

[1/10 · 9 February 2020]

Over the top acting. Terrible writing. Awfulness.

I see people lauding this movie in reviews. They must not know the difference between reality and this horrible acting. Its like a stage show but broader. That's not good.

The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

Garbage

[1/10 · 17 October 2018]

Some good parts but devolves into a parody of itself and then a mockery.

Search for the Great Sharks (1995)

ha ha!

[1/10 · 18 August 2008]

ha! ha! this "film" is a joke.

it purports to be a "real documentary" and does have actual shark experts, but they turn it into a "movie" with horrible acting, dialog, etc. and fictional scrapes with death. the best parts include: the shark experts fox and clarke being "surprised" by a great white with water being sprayed on them and fake screaming. also the lamest-shark-costume-ever being used for the fake great white/plastic cage attack. i was actually startled by the monstrosity but only because its bottom jaw stuck out at an impossible angle and the possible sight of diver fins coming out the back.

all in all an enjoyable experience watching venerated shark experts trying to act.