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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Piece of crap
Thanks PJ for mess up my mostly beloved child book. Don't forget to add some pink ponies and rainbows in your next movie.
O wait, there will be NO another Tolkien movie you could screw up. I hope you will have such dreams like Thorin's, swimming and drowning in money, you've milked from audience.
Brb, need to read original book again to wash that nasty taste off my mouth.
OK, need to write something to fill that stupid 10 lines of text rule. This movie is bad, horrible, terrible, tasteless parody. It seems that 21th age is the Age of Idiocracy.
John Wick (2014)
This movie is a bad joke
This was the last time I watched a movie based on IMDb ratings. Seriously. If you are 15 years old , you may watch this pile of... otherwise... Acting sucks, gangsters are brainless idiots, plot is terrible. "Russian" language? Hollywood, can you at least once hire OK Russian-speaking people? Hellooo??!! Just "a few" notable moments:
John Wick is a killer, ghost man, he can kill three man armed only with a pencil, but somehow manages to overlook a couple of brainless thugs hack into his house, lets them beat the crap out of himself, kill his dog and steal his car, wow...
John Wick is so famous that even the policeman, the bartenders, the mafia, all the town knew him, but the son of a mafia boss for some reason did not even hear about him!
John Wick is very skillful , he managed to do impossible task, he can head shot everyone in the dark, but then he somehow manages to miss five times in a row at Iosef, incredible...
John Wick is a ruthless killer, he wants to kill everyone, but when he encounters a female assassin, he decides to leave her alive. How touching.
Viggo, mafia boss, hires most professional killers and puts 4 million bounty on John's head, but when he captures him, he decides to play a little bit and leaves him with only two imbecile guards, seriously?
If you have more than a couple of brain cells, do yourself a favor and do not waste time and money on this garbage.