cureariel Reviews

Doc McStuffins (2012–2022)

This show sucks! This is the worst thing Disney Jr. has ever created!

[1/10 · 5 April 2015]

This show sucks! It is beyond a doubt the worst thing Disney Junior has ever created . No even other girly Disney shows were that lame.

The characters and stories were all generic and The Doc mcstuffins character, I say she's was "The healer of Moe-toys".

This Disney Jr. isn't just bad, it's a betrayal. From the first ever Disney channel for Preschoolers.

Disney Junior, you had a good run, but after witnessing this, you're officially dead too me.

"Starfish Tumor" for this Moe-Centric Disney Junior Betrayal.

Man, I could never get any lucky within Moe Anime or Moe Cartoons, just because They're weak, useless, and in some cases, sexist for promoting children too submissive and obedient.

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: Meet the Pegasus (2014)

I would love to see Pegasus get married in the end, 'Cuz This movie sucks!!!

[3/10 · 4 April 2015]

Yup, I would love to see Pegasus get married in the end, 'Cuz This movie sucks!!!

I can't say it was as bad as The first "Pleasant Goat" film, but It's still a farting short movie to watch.

Aside from The "Disney Fairies-like" clichés, "Pegasus" and "Blue Horse Princess" being an unfunny ripoff to "Disney's Hercules", and Slowly sucking his pacifier.

This movie uses all the clichés that most fairy movies have, from the Stereotypical "Winged Fairies", to the harsh-living conditions in the sky, and the team come back at the end, just about every character in this movie is an idiot, The only ones that seem remotely normal are The Non-winged animals and that's it.

And They've only been on screen for a few minutes.

But you Know what the best thing about this movie is, There's no more Pegasus and Blue Horse Princess getting separated, Yeah There's no more Disasters after They got married.

I'm going to review "Pleasant goat - Movie 7" next, Will It be bad? most likely, But hopefully not as bad as "Pleasant Goat Movie 1, 3, and 6,". Because believe "Creative Power Entertaining", One of your movies are bad, and you should feel bad, "Starfish headache" for being "the Best creator of the worst Chinese kids movies ever made". And that concludes "Pleasant Goat- movies 1-3- and 6" trilogy.

Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened (2013)

I would sure love Genesect and Mewtwo leave, cuz this movie sucks!

[3/10 · 30 March 2015]

I would sure love Genesect and Mewtwo leave, cuz this movie sucks!

I can't say it was as bad as "Pokemon Ranger and The Prince of The Sea - Manaphy" movie, but it's still a really short movie to watch.

Aside from The New Mewtwo design, Genesect always force smiling, and Genesect and Mewtwo's constant fighting.

This movie uses all the clichés that most "Terminator"-like movies have, from the stereotypical characters, to the harsh-living conditions, to the team comeback at the end, Just about every character in this movie is an idiot.

The only ones that seem remotely normal are Ash and his friends. and They've only been around for the whole movie.

But you know what the best thing about this movie is, there's no more New Mewtwo, yeah there's no more New Mewtwo appearances after this. Well, you know what they say, The bigger he is, The harder he falls.

It may be the end of Mewtwo, but it's certainly not the end of Pokemon, a little while after Genesect's release in Japan, Hooper starred in his own movie called "Pokemon: 18th movie", in which I'm going to review next.

Will it be bad? most likely, but hopefully not as bad as the 9th, 13th, and 16th Pokemon movies, cuz believe me Kunihiko Yuyama, one of your movies are bad, and you should feel bad. "Starfish headache" for the best one of the worst Pokemon movies. and That concludes "The Pre- Pokemon X and Y trilogy."

Winx Club: The Mystery of the Abyss (2014)

No offense, But The RAI English dub sucks!!!

[1/10 · 26 March 2015]

Well, I though the movie is okay in Italian, but In the Whole Rai English dub movie really sucks.

Well, Bloom has a much whinier voice in the recent Rain version than the olfactory Nickelodeon version.

Also, Stella is not so genki as the nickelodeon version of this movie.

So a "starfish tumor" for The RAi English Dub of the movie, but a "Starfish hit" for The original Italian version.

Also, Politea looks more like a jellyfish mermaid in this horribly-RAI English dubbed movie.

Tritannus, wasn't the awesome villain as he did in the 5th season of Winx Club. So, RAI English dub sucks, but The original Italian is more awesome.

Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea (2006)

This is one of the worst Kids movies I've ever seen in my entire life.

[1/10 · 22 March 2015]

What the heck did I just watch? Ugh. This is one of the worst Kids movies I've ever seen in my entire life.

And I'm dead serious man, it's worse than Misty's Togepi, It's worse than Wilhelmina's Marill, It's even worse than Ash's Lavitar. And I'm not making this up.

I FEEL DEFEATED, I FEEL DISGUSTED,and I feel betrayed. How can they make a movie on The most annoying Misty and Togepi ripoff could be a good idea, huh?

Well, at least Manaphy gets to go home in Samiya in the end.

I figure that How did Manaphy got popular in Japan again? Because it's called "The Prince of the Sea"? Well Manaphy wasn't actually a Prince, or is he? He doesn't care about anyone. He cared about May, he wants to make money off of this movie, so he could make more fans, more views, and millions and millions of subscribers, so he could be one top of The Internet's community. And it makes me feel god dang.. ugh.. *imitates explosion* You know as bad as the movie is, it could have been worse. I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE MANAPHY REALLY DID GOTTA POPULAR IN JAPAN?

Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions (2010)

This movie is better than the 9th movie, but it still sucks.

[5/10 · 18 March 2015]

This movie is better than the 9th movie, but it's still sucks.

All the "illusions" fall flat, the "avataring" goes all the place, and the writing makes as much sense as a Batman fanfic.The moment of KodaI taking over the world goes no where. The Zoroark and Kodai battles are long and senseless. AND THE "MOTHER AND CHILD" Bond theme IS SLIGHTLY IMPROVED, but still JUST offensively remarkable too. This movie is as offensively bad as the 9th movie, but it's still seems lame and unnecessary. And another attempt for Pokémon to get Ash and His friends to get back into the spotlight. BUT HEY,I TAKE OVER ANY BATMAN ANY DAY.

SO A ROTTEN STARFISH FOR THIS POKEMON MOVIE,and Pokemon's status as "one of the most backlashed Kids Anime" is still going strong.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

Spongebob rules in this movie more than his debut movie!!

[9/10 · 18 March 2015]

This movie rocks!! why? Spongebob finally breathes air, thanks to the magic dolphin.

The pretty cure-like fights in this movie are awesome.

It sucks that Mindy the Mermaid is gone.

But she still gets several fan art and Youtube vidos.

aside from Plankton being a usual villain, he joins forces within Spongebob and his friends.

But I would recommend this movie to give it a watch, If Spongebob sucks in this movie.

So bye.

Johnny Test (2005–2014)

Johnny Test rules!!!

[9/10 · 15 March 2015]

I love Johnny Test, He rules!! WHY?

He goes on a adventure with his Talking dog, DUKEY!!!

So, What's this show about?

Young Johnny is Mischievous and full of courage. Johnny's smart twin sisters, Susan and Mary, use Johnny as their guinea pig for their outrageous scientific experiments.

If they can dream it up, Johnny will do it; as long as his genetically engineered super dog, Dukey, can come along.

I love the stories, Animation, and Funny Jokes in Johnny Test! It's even better than Dexter's Laboratory.

it's too bad that they don't show this show in Cartoon Network USA anymore after 2014.

But it's still a good show to watch if you're a fan of Johnny Test!!

Fred 3: Camp Fred (2012 TV Movie)

Fred rules in Camp I wanna Pee Pee i n this Fred movie!!!

[10/10 · 15 March 2015]

I love this Fred movie!!! Why? I love Fred screaming in the bus on the way to the camp! It's so hilarious i can't even stop laughing at that scene!

I also like his bunkmates working together to defeat Camp Superior, which is led by Kevin, Fred's childhood enemy.

Anyways, Summary Time!!!

Schools out and Fred's dreams of water slides, Clydes dales and waffle bars turn to nightmares of gruel and poisonous berries when his mom signs him up to the wrong camp!

This is movie is better than The first Fred movies!! it gives me more memorable named characters, and even Fred's awesome screams in the bus.

I would recommend this movie a watch for all Fred fans!! YAY!!!

One Piece: Yowamushi de Nakimushi! Koukakutou no Ningyo Hime (2012) Season 1, Episode 532

Shirahoshi sucks as always!!!

[1/10 · 15 March 2015]

I don't know about you, guys! but! Shirahoshi is worst Mermaid Princess, Toei Animation has ever created!!

Why?

1. She throws tantrums as always by Crying.

2. She's weak and useless.

3. She's unbelievably annoying.

4. She's even worse than Ariel.

Anyways, how does her background start?

Princess Shirahoshi, also known as the Mermaid Princess (人魚姫 Ningyo Hime?), is a giant smelt-whiting mermaid and the youngest of King Neptune's children.

She was first mentioned by Pappug, claiming he knew her and even promised to introduce the Straw Hat Pirates to her when they arrived on Fishman Island (though later this is revealed to be a lie).

She is also the current form of Poseidon.

Robotboy (2005–2008)

This awesome always reminds of Heartcatch Pretty Cure!

[9/10 · 15 March 2015]

I loved Robotboy since my childhood in Late 2005. It always reminds me of "Heartcatch Pretty Cure!" since both of these shows only take place on Earth. Also, Robotgirl and Robotboy, when they're activated, always remind me of Cure Blossom and Cure Marine respectively.

Also, When Robotboy and Robotgirl are deactivated, they also remind me of Erika Kurumi and Tsubomi Hanasaki respectively.

Finally, When Robotboy and Robotgirl are super activated, they always remind me of Super Cure Blossom and Super Cure Marine respectively.

Anyways this show is about:

Robotboy is the latest creation of the world renowned scientist Professor Moshimo.

Due to fears that Robotboy would be stolen by his arch-enemy Dr. Kamikazi and his main henchman Constantine to be used to take over the world, Professor Moshimo entrusts Robotboy to 10-year-old Tommy Turnbull, his biggest fan.

While being protected by Tommy and his two friends Lola and Gus, or "G- Man" as he calls himself, Robotboy learns how to behave and act as if he were a real boy while occasionally battling Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine who sought out to capture him.

It's too bad that Robotgirl didn't get more than 2 episodes, and this show also not having more than 4 seasons.

Roxy Hunter and the Myth of the Mermaid (2008 TV Movie)

This Roxy Hunter movie reminds me of Cure Marine from Precure!

[9/10 · 15 March 2015]

I love mermaids so much, that I've loved to review this movie. Why? Because it's always reminded of Cure Marine from Heartcatch Precure! Annie Nonymous has yellow wavy hair like Cure Marine, except Cure Marine has Aquamarine wavy hair.

anyways this movie is about:

Roxy is at it again when, in pursuit of a local journalism award, she befriends and brings home a mysterious amnesiac who was found soaking wet outside of the local coffee shop.

After ceremoniously naming her Annie Nonymous, Roxy takes the young lady home and finds that even the most common household item is a complete mystery to Annie.

When Annie returns dripping wet from the lake several nights in a row, Roxy determines what is abundantly clear to her: Annie is a mermaid, who has to find her way home back in the sea.

It's too bad that This movie didn't have a lot of actual mermaid scenes as I thought it would be originally when I first saw this movie in 2008 on Nickelodeon, But it's still a childhood gift for me.