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Vikings: Valhalla (2022)
Exactly what you would expect Netflix to do
I'm glad the original series was done by the History channel and not Netflix as shown by how trash this is. I'm sure season 2 will have Zendaya and Kevin Hart appearing as Vikings.
The Seventh Day (2021)
I can't believe Guy Pearce was in this.
I'm a massive horror fan, watch at least 5 new horror movies a week. I gave this 3 stars because the production was good, but that's what makes it that much worse with how poor the story is. You would think with good actors and a decent budget they should have been able to make a good horror movie. I've seen much better filmed on an iPhone with first time actors. I'm really disappointed with this film.
Mayans M.C. (2018)
Never expected to like it as much as I do.
Just finished watching Season 3 finale and I thought to myself I think I like Mayans more than I did SOA. I can't wait to get to know Hank more and see how the darkness plays out in Season 4. I think that's what I like more about Mayans, there's no happy ending for them. Though please don't make Coco go to jail and get banged by Marilyn Manson like you did to my boy Juice. My only gripe is less Galindo and more of the Mayan Brothers, get to know them better. 3 whole seasons and were barely know anything about Hank.
Cabal (2020)
Terrible, would have given ZERO stars if possible.
This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen. Sometimes "bad" movies can be fun, this isn't. It made my ears and eyes feel really sad and I would rather poke them all out, than have to sit through another sitting of this movie. Everything is bad and I can't find any redeeming qualities for it, which is unusual because normally a few things are good even in bad movies. Even if 1st traders made this, they would still get an F.
100 Acres of Hell (2019)
At least there is so gore.
Quarantined at home at the moment and watching horror to pass the time, this movie isn't great and won't win any awards but it was decent. Had some actual gore and as a wrestling fan it was cool to see Snitsky. It is also good to watch a horror film now that's isn't a Woke PG-13 Blumhouse production.
Art of the Dead (2019)
Terrible and a waste of time
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen and I wish I didn't my waste the time watching it.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
So many fun nights with friends
I've seen this movie multiple times and I still find it hilarious. My friends and I would be drinking on weekends and would always want to put this on eventually to have a laugh. It's not The Godfather or Citizen Kane, but it's a fun movie full of dozens of memorable quotes.