elbrooko39 Reviews

Zombies Gone Wild (2007 Video)

Incompetent beyond words.

[1/10 · 15 February 2008]

DO NOT RENT THIS DVD.

Under no circumstances.

It's like a drunk with a 53 IQ and a cheap video camera had a slow afternoon and decided to make a movie.

There's no way anyone involved with this production will ever appear in another role.

The worst thing about this is that everything I have written so far can't even come close to how bad this is.

IMDb really needs to give us negative numbers as an option for movies this bad- or the chance to toilet paper the trailer of the producer and director.

Mixed Nuts (1994)

Deplorably Awful!

[1/10 · 25 November 2006]

Worst movie I have ever seen.

So bad I just stared at the screen jaw-hanging open that it could be so disorganized, unfunny, overbearing, hack-acted, and pointless.

I only kept watching because I believed at every 15 minute mark that it couldn't possibly get any worse.

And yet it did every single time.

I'm stunned the people behind this colossal crap-fest were allowed to ever work in the business again.

Yes, it truly is that bad.

If you enjoyed this movie, you combine horrible taste with an extremely low IQ.