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Head Count (2018)
Inventive and engaging
Head Count had my full attention from start to finish. It was a great take on the "didn't mean to conjure that thing" story. Callahan uses some awesome shots along with hidden imagery to bring her completely fabricated demon to life.
I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019)
Going to say a phrase I can't stand...
This may be the worst movie I have ever seen. I can't even finish it... complete slap in the face to the original. I can't even begin to explain the issues and errors of the entire concept. I want my 5 dollars back...
Cherokee Creek (2018)
I couldn't have asked for more!
I've been anticipating this movie for months. . . independent irreverent horror comedy that gives you blood, boobs, and Bigfoot. I was sold from the first kill, but fell in love with the first instance of bathroom humor. As goofy as the film can be, the amount of passion and determiniation that went into this film is so apparent from the very beginning and is much appreciated :)
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Ahead of its time
I was one year old when this was made...but watched it when I was maybe three or four. OK...not a good decision by my parents :) but this has always been my favorite, having a stagnant sense of humor of a 10 year old boy. Dino is gentle as a lamb... :). Definitely a pinnacle of juvenile humor. Lots of boobs and uh, midget clown whipping catholic school girls???Watching tonight, I find it strangely applicable to today with the liberal media accusations and search for "alternative fuel" :). Airplane was the more mainstream success for obvious reasons but Kentucky Fried Movie set the bar for tasteless silly movies.
Must see...if you are juvenile like I am :)
I Am Here.... Now (2009)
Huh? Oh....
Not to be a complete grammar snob, but I hope Neil Breen knows an ellipsis is three dots, not four.
So.... (Three dots) have you ever had a dream so awesome you felt like you should write it down and make a movie? Then, you tell a friend about it and they tell you it is a crap story? Well, I think Neil Breen had that dream but never let anyone scan over the story before making into a movie.
He DID improve upon his movie-making skills since Double Down. This film relied far less on royalty-free footage and music and actually seemed to include scenes filmed directly for the movie, not for a 3-2-1 Contact segment from 1981 as In his prior film.
On the other hand, my "compliment" is akin to saying that a kid's 4th grade art project is better than their 3rd grade art project. How someone can be so egotistical to write, star in, direct, produce, and even CATER their own movie is beyond my self-loathing comprehension. I, as a Midwestern middle class woman have the same access to equipment, money, software, and acting talent as Mr. Breen. Yet, I choose not to make a movie showcasing my mediocre talent. However, does that make me smart OR does that make Neil Breen brave. Only the viewer can decide...
If I Tell You I Have to Kill You (2015)
If you watch this, you will want to kill yourself
Oh my God
If anyone can tell me what this movie was about, I would be ecstatic. This is the most strung together, green screened piece of crap I have ever seen. I can't believe I am the first person to write a review on this cinematic turd. Bad movies are a passion of mine but this one was complete suffering.
OK, people are dying and this professor has something to do with all of them. Beyond that, there is no plot. It seems to have a cast of thousands as they keep showing random new people who are only in one scene. The main actors are actually decent and deliver their lines well...problem is, the lines are completely nonsensical and strung together randomly.
Thankfully it was free with Prime but I feel like Amazon owes ME money for subjecting me to such drivel.
Lost After Dark (2015)
Don't be fooled
Disclaimer: I am a huge fan of 80s slasher movies so it doesn't take much to impress me: this was BORING. I spent 4 bucks on the Amazon rental and regretted it from the beginning. If you want to see a movie that conjures 80s slasher nostalgia with substance and entertainment, watch The Final Girls (mix of nostalgia, horror, and heart that is perfectly mixed). This one has some "cute points" with the naming of characters (e.g. Adrienne, Tobe, Jamie) but beyond that, there is nothing. You can never tell if it is trying to be a scary parody or horror movie with comedic elements. Heck, it takes forever to get to any kind of blood! And when it does come, you don't even care...you don't even hate the dumb characters enough to care if they live or die. You just wait for the end credits so you can pop in Friday the 13th Part 2 and see a REAL slasher movie.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
If you need a reason to live, this is it
Before watching this movie, I felt empty. I lived a boring life day after day... Until I found this movie. The banging cavemen carved a mental imagine into my mind that will never be healed. This movie made me feel something. Love. This movie saved me. A solid 10/10. Have you ever felt neglected? Scared? Hurt? Well this movie is here to comfort you. You go on an emotional journey with these horribly developed characters. By the end of it, you feel renewed. You feel young. Have you ever felt self-hatred? This movie will make you LOVE yourself because this is just so bad there is nothing good about this entire train wreck.